Waluigi was enjoying a day of beating up the various enemies walking around, spotting Bowser crying on a bench as Waluigi shook his head, seeing how pathetic the reptile was up close.
"What's up with you, koopa king?" Waluigi asked as he was cautious about being near Bowser due to them having past issues with each other.
"It's this, stupid..." Bowser sniffled as he revealed the super crown, his right hand shaking as he was clearly traumatized by it.
Waluigi squinted his eyes as he folded his arms together. "I don't get it."
Bowser placed the magical crown onto his red hair as he transformed into a hot version of Peach, laughing as she bellowed out flames.
"Fear me, fools, and bent down to admire my sexiness!" Bowsette exclaimed as she got off the bench, turning around and grabbing Waluigi by the head as she smirked. "Do you want to have a good time, lanky boy?"
"I, er, well..." Waluigi stammered as he began sweating nervously, with things being as awkward as Bowser made it to be previously.
"Come on, don't just give me that stupid look. You know you want to dry bone me." Bowsette huffed as she chucked off Waluigi's purple cap and rubbed his brown hair, laughing as she snapped her fingers.
