Hellish Fanfiction From the Bottomless Abyss

by Unicorn Woman

Parody sums it up, basically. There are a lot of sucky fanfictions out there, and... well... yeah, here's another one with pubic hair.

Hellish Fanfiction from the Bottomless Abyss.

By Olivia And Hilary.

I loved him. With bottom of my soulless heart. He had duck butt hair.He only shopped at hot topic…(disclaimer: I do not own Hot Topic, I swear on my mother's head) but then decided Lacoste was sooo much better. He had red eyes…like blood from slashed wrists. He also had beauteous hair…it was gray, like my grandmas pubic hair (I love my grandma!) He worked for NERV. I always knew it, I always had faith. But then that motherfucking cracker ass Shinji…whos papa looks like Abe Lincoln (disclaimer: I do NOT own Abe Lincoln, though he may have a sexy mole.)came along and stole away my love 3.

Every day after, I thought of him. And was reminded of love, hatred, and sorrow, all rolled up into one, like some sort of pastry, much like the cinnamon rolls from Mc' Donalds ( there are many emotions in those rolls…mainly guilt). After he left…I spun into a downward spiral.

Mainly, I just flipped off some PREPS (Stands for Pink and Rusty Energetic PrepS.)Oh, how I relished in such endeavors.

Then, I got raped. By my love, Kaworu (spelled K-a-w-o-r-u..not kaoru)…ONLY NOW HE WAS NO ANGEL..BUT A VAMPYRE! As he lay on top of me, thrusting his throbbing man meat into that hole I poop out of…I felt lucky.

Fin.

Disclaimer: I have nothing against butt secks, but I have hemeroids..so participating in such acts could give me AIDS!