Disclaimer: Sadly to say once again I don't own the X Men. Are you happy now? Are you sure?, because if you're not I'll surely degrade myself a little more for your pleasure. Ok enough with that!
Authors Note: Ok it's Monday night and a story idea just popped into my head. This is gonna be pointless as usual but I assure you it will be funny. Sorry no money back guarantees. Well enjoy this pointless fun!
Summary: Scott is being annoying and Wolverine with some help decides that he needs someone to change his mood. A little prank might help. Scott lover's this isn't for you! Scott bashing! gotta love it!
Drama Queen
The weekend had finally arrived. At the mansion all hell had broken loose. Scott had been incredibly whiny all week and everyone was sick of it, especially Logan who was unfortunately always there when Scott decided to have his little hissy fits. Jean had been going out with Duncan the past few nights and it had made Scott miserable.
Wolverine was in the kitchen making a sandwich when Rogue,Kitty,Spyke and Kurt came in. They were all talking about how much of a jerk Scott was being and that they were sick of it.
"What is like with Scott and being such a drama queen?!" Kitty complained.
"Yeah man, the dude nearly popped when I was skateboarding around his car yesterday!" Spyke said while grabbing some milk from the fridge.
"Ah know exactly what ya mean, the guy totally wigged out when ah said ah thought Duncan was kinda cute"
"Rogue, you like Duncan!" Kitty couldn't help saying anything for Rogues remark.
"Ah said he was cute, ah didn't say ah liked him." Rogue made a disgusted face "That guy's such a jerk!"
Kurt stepped in on the conversation " So vhat are ve gonna do with Scott then?"
They all sat to think of an idea. Wolverine was standing there the whole time eating his sandwich and listening in on their conversation. He wiped his mouth with the corner of his sleeve and cleared his throat. Kurt,Rogue,Spyke and Kitty looked at him, noticing him for the first time.
"Oh, hey Logan, sorry we didn't know you were in here" Kitty felt a little embarrassed for bashing Scott infront of one of the adults.
"It's okay half-pint, I agree with you" He grabbed a chair and joined them at the table.
"So you think Scott's been a problem lately too?" Rogue asked a little curious.
"Yeah I think Slim needs to lighten up a bit"
"Hey Wolverine so vhat do you think ve should do about it?"
Spyke burst out "What about a prank?! That might lighten him up"
"Evan, we're not like just gonna pull some dumb prank"
Logan thought about it for a minute "Wait a sec half-pint, the porcupine might have an idea there"
All of a sudden Scott burst into the kitchen mumbling to himself loudly.
"Errr! Why does she have to go out with that jerk! I'm better looking and besides at least I'm a mutant! It's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair!" Scott marched through the kitchen past everyone and grabbed a soda from the fridge.
Evan and Kurt started laughing along with Kitty and Rogue. Even Wolverine couldn't help chuckling a little. Scott noticed them all sitting and laughing.
"Shut up you..you.....you bummy heads!" Scott yelled and stormed out of the room.
His remark made everyone laugh even harder and Spyke shot milk out of his nose across the table. They all burst out laughing besides Kitty who almost got sprayed by the milk.
"Ewww, Evan!" Kitty got up and moved so she wouldn't almost get sprayed again.
When they stopped laughing Rogue asked "So what's the plan Wolverine?"
He looked at them "I'll do the first part of the plan on my own, I'll tell ya what it is later"
They were kinda confused but they knew it was probably a good plan, so they could wait.
"Porcupine, I'm gonna need ta use yer video camera"
Spyke was wiping the milk off the table "Yeah, sure"
Everyone left the table and Wolverine went to get the camera from Evan's room.
That night Scott was just getting out of the shower and he was standing infront of the mirror wearing just his pajama pants. Wolverine snuck up to the door with the camera and pointed it at Scott through a small space in the door. He was combing his hair and talking to himself in the mirror. Wolverine listened trying not to laugh out loud.
"Hey man, you're hot right? Why wouldn't Jean want you? Look at this great bod, and I almost got a six-pack" He looked in the mirror then moved his face closer and smiled. "Hey, I got a nice smile and..and.." He turned around " and..I got a cute butt too!"
Wolverine was nearly rolling on the floor of the hallway trying so hard not to laugh. He peeked back in the door and now Scott was doing a little act by himself with a red towel on his head. Wolverine listened, covering his mouth from laughing.
"Ok, I'm Jean...Duncan! Oh Duncan you're sooo hot! oooooohh I love you!" Scott was prancing around the bathroom with the towel on his head trying to imitate Jean with the highest voice he had. "Oh wait Duncan ya know what? Umm gee well I changed my mind, I don't like you anymore, I love Scott! He is sooooo cute!"
Wolverine couldn't contain his laughter anymore and began rolling around on the floor. He accidentally knocked into the wall making a loud *THUD!* He jumped up off the floor and covered his mouth with his hands.
"Hey! Who's there?" Scott asked not getting an answer. He started walking towards the door.
Wolverine heard him coming and ran down the hall into his room.
Scott looked out the door and satisfied that no one was there he went back into the bathroom and continued getting dressed.
Wolverine reviewed the tape in his room and hid in a drawer. He then went to sleep with a big smirk on his face.
Authors Note: Don't worry there will be at least 1 more chapter and I'll be posting it soon! Hope you like the story so far! Plz review! thnx!
Authors Note: Ok it's Monday night and a story idea just popped into my head. This is gonna be pointless as usual but I assure you it will be funny. Sorry no money back guarantees. Well enjoy this pointless fun!
Summary: Scott is being annoying and Wolverine with some help decides that he needs someone to change his mood. A little prank might help. Scott lover's this isn't for you! Scott bashing! gotta love it!
Drama Queen
The weekend had finally arrived. At the mansion all hell had broken loose. Scott had been incredibly whiny all week and everyone was sick of it, especially Logan who was unfortunately always there when Scott decided to have his little hissy fits. Jean had been going out with Duncan the past few nights and it had made Scott miserable.
Wolverine was in the kitchen making a sandwich when Rogue,Kitty,Spyke and Kurt came in. They were all talking about how much of a jerk Scott was being and that they were sick of it.
"What is like with Scott and being such a drama queen?!" Kitty complained.
"Yeah man, the dude nearly popped when I was skateboarding around his car yesterday!" Spyke said while grabbing some milk from the fridge.
"Ah know exactly what ya mean, the guy totally wigged out when ah said ah thought Duncan was kinda cute"
"Rogue, you like Duncan!" Kitty couldn't help saying anything for Rogues remark.
"Ah said he was cute, ah didn't say ah liked him." Rogue made a disgusted face "That guy's such a jerk!"
Kurt stepped in on the conversation " So vhat are ve gonna do with Scott then?"
They all sat to think of an idea. Wolverine was standing there the whole time eating his sandwich and listening in on their conversation. He wiped his mouth with the corner of his sleeve and cleared his throat. Kurt,Rogue,Spyke and Kitty looked at him, noticing him for the first time.
"Oh, hey Logan, sorry we didn't know you were in here" Kitty felt a little embarrassed for bashing Scott infront of one of the adults.
"It's okay half-pint, I agree with you" He grabbed a chair and joined them at the table.
"So you think Scott's been a problem lately too?" Rogue asked a little curious.
"Yeah I think Slim needs to lighten up a bit"
"Hey Wolverine so vhat do you think ve should do about it?"
Spyke burst out "What about a prank?! That might lighten him up"
"Evan, we're not like just gonna pull some dumb prank"
Logan thought about it for a minute "Wait a sec half-pint, the porcupine might have an idea there"
All of a sudden Scott burst into the kitchen mumbling to himself loudly.
"Errr! Why does she have to go out with that jerk! I'm better looking and besides at least I'm a mutant! It's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair!" Scott marched through the kitchen past everyone and grabbed a soda from the fridge.
Evan and Kurt started laughing along with Kitty and Rogue. Even Wolverine couldn't help chuckling a little. Scott noticed them all sitting and laughing.
"Shut up you..you.....you bummy heads!" Scott yelled and stormed out of the room.
His remark made everyone laugh even harder and Spyke shot milk out of his nose across the table. They all burst out laughing besides Kitty who almost got sprayed by the milk.
"Ewww, Evan!" Kitty got up and moved so she wouldn't almost get sprayed again.
When they stopped laughing Rogue asked "So what's the plan Wolverine?"
He looked at them "I'll do the first part of the plan on my own, I'll tell ya what it is later"
They were kinda confused but they knew it was probably a good plan, so they could wait.
"Porcupine, I'm gonna need ta use yer video camera"
Spyke was wiping the milk off the table "Yeah, sure"
Everyone left the table and Wolverine went to get the camera from Evan's room.
That night Scott was just getting out of the shower and he was standing infront of the mirror wearing just his pajama pants. Wolverine snuck up to the door with the camera and pointed it at Scott through a small space in the door. He was combing his hair and talking to himself in the mirror. Wolverine listened trying not to laugh out loud.
"Hey man, you're hot right? Why wouldn't Jean want you? Look at this great bod, and I almost got a six-pack" He looked in the mirror then moved his face closer and smiled. "Hey, I got a nice smile and..and.." He turned around " and..I got a cute butt too!"
Wolverine was nearly rolling on the floor of the hallway trying so hard not to laugh. He peeked back in the door and now Scott was doing a little act by himself with a red towel on his head. Wolverine listened, covering his mouth from laughing.
"Ok, I'm Jean...Duncan! Oh Duncan you're sooo hot! oooooohh I love you!" Scott was prancing around the bathroom with the towel on his head trying to imitate Jean with the highest voice he had. "Oh wait Duncan ya know what? Umm gee well I changed my mind, I don't like you anymore, I love Scott! He is sooooo cute!"
Wolverine couldn't contain his laughter anymore and began rolling around on the floor. He accidentally knocked into the wall making a loud *THUD!* He jumped up off the floor and covered his mouth with his hands.
"Hey! Who's there?" Scott asked not getting an answer. He started walking towards the door.
Wolverine heard him coming and ran down the hall into his room.
Scott looked out the door and satisfied that no one was there he went back into the bathroom and continued getting dressed.
Wolverine reviewed the tape in his room and hid in a drawer. He then went to sleep with a big smirk on his face.
Authors Note: Don't worry there will be at least 1 more chapter and I'll be posting it soon! Hope you like the story so far! Plz review! thnx!