Hey, starsnow here with my newest fanfic! Hope you all love it!
WARNING: This fanfiction contains an even stupider than normal Benkei, and an almost-equally clueless Gingka. You have now been warned.
It was your average day in Metal Bey City. It was sunny and nice out, but Kyoya Tategami was bored none-the-less. He was standing in a hall with his arms crossed, wondering if anything more interesting than the sun shining and a mild breeze blowing would happen.
"Hey Kyoya!" Nile came rushing up to his friend. "There's some guy in the other hallway signing autographs."
"Huh! It's probably that kid from Gingka's team," Kyoya responded. "You know, Masamune Kadoya or something. He claims he's the number one blader."
"The world's best number one blader," Nile corrected.
"Yeah yeah, I never really listened to him. Whatever. Let's go see who this person is. After all, I've got nothing better to do." Kyoya stood up straight and followed Nile down a hall and through a door.
Upon opening the door, they noted a huge table with a giant sign by it, and heard a random kid saying, "Let's go get The Anonymous Benkei's autograph!" Indeed, the sign read: GET YOUR AUTOGRAPS FROM THE ANONYMOUS BENKEI HERE!
Kyoya sighed. "This is more interesting than standing around in that other hall, Nile, but don't you think that Benkei's often an embarrassment to the team?"
Nile nodded. "Tell me about it. Like, the way he always half-choked Demure to death at the Beyblade World Championships."
"Exactly." Kyoya headed up to the autograph table with Nile close behind. "You know, Benkei, you're kinda contradicting yourself."
"Huh?" Benkei, who was in his Bull outfit, looked up. "B-b-b-b-bull. Oh, hey Kyoya. Hi Nile. What do you mean?"
"Well, anonymous means no one knows who you are, and your name is Benkei," Nile bluntly stated it.
"Huh?" Benkei was clearly not the sharpest pitchfork in the barn.
"Do we have to spell it out for you?" Kyoya asked in an annoyed voice.
Benkei thought for a few more moments. "I guess so..."
"You're stupid!" shouted Kyoya and Nile at the same time.
Benkei was somehow still confused. "What does that mean?"
Cue Kyoya and Nile both anime-falling in annoyance. "S-T-U-P-I-D!" They both were still shouting, thinking that the overly-loud Benkei needed to have someone else speak to him as loudly as he talked to others. Other people in the crowd were looking at them (but mainly Benkei) strangely.
Benkei scratched his head and didn't respond. Kyoya and Nile were now hunched over with the 'anime haze of annoyance' [A/N: y'all know what I'm talking about, right?] around them.
"Let's get out of here," Nile muttered.
But as they were leaving, they heard Gingka say, "Whoa! The Anonymous Benkei! I wonder who that could possibly be?!" in a completely serious voice.
Once again, Kyoya and Nile anime-fell and RAN FOR THEIR LIVES!
Kyoya: Whew, we barely made it out of that one alive.
Nile: Good thing we got out while we could. Can you immagine the horror if their idiocy wore off on us?
Me: [gasp!] The horror!
So, did you like it? Reviews, anyone?