"Like I care!" Normal Speechs
"What a bunch of nonsense" Normal Thoughs
"Knocking!" Techniques/Monstruos Beings/Spells
Chapter 0
The Delinquent meet the Snake
====(MONSTROUS DELINQUENT)====
"Lousy-fucking bastards"
A teenager stomped down the street, grumbling under his teeth as he walked downstreet.
He has short-spiky black hair with blonde streaks and he has piercing cobaltic-blue eyes with vertically-slitted pupils, he also has a cut shaped scar over his right eye, he has an average height (Around 5ft 7in) and a muscular physique. He was wearing an open dark long-raincoat with a gray gakuran jacket and a tight white short-sleeved T-shirt, he has gray pants and silver sneakers. Additionally, he has a brown bookbag hanging over his left shoulder.
Now most peaple could be wondering why the heck a highschooler was out of school so early in the mid-morning… Well, the reason he was walking out of school was—
"Can't believe those idiot expelled me just because I beat the crap out of them" He snarled as he thinks back to his earlier brawl.
"DID THIS BASTARD YANK A METAL POLE OUT OF THE CEMENT WITH ONE HAND?!"
"OH, KAMI! HE'S BREAKING BOSS' ARMS! THE BONES ARE STICKING OUT!"
"WAIT, I KNOW THIS GUY! THAT'S LOGAN CRAWLER, THE KURO ONI BANCHŌ!"
"WHAT?! THE FUCKING BANCHŌ, WHICH EVEYONE SAYS IS A FRICKING HALF-BREED?! FUCK, RUN, EVERYONE!"
"YOU'RE NEXT! DON'T YOU FUCKING RUN FROM ME!"
"AAAH, DID THIS PSYCHO PIERCE THROUGH A FUCKING TRUCK WITH THIS POLE?! HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!"
"LOGAN, YOU'RE OFFICIALLY EXPELLED FROM TIS SCHOOL!"
"Tsk!... Fucking bastards. Trowing a bullshitting excuse like always" Logan snarled when he remembered the Headmaster of his former school expelling him right on the spot outside the school main building before running for his life when Logan gave him a death glance.
This happened to him before so many times that he was wondering if the school life was for someone like him to begin with. The actual number of how many times he got kicked out was roughly 33 times, give or take. Though it didn't matters right now because now he has to look for another school… Again.
"Ugh, this bullshit is pissing me off" He kept grumbling until he notice a large van parking in front of his neighbor's house across his place with two women waiting at the gateway.
The first one was a beautiful teen girl, about one or two years older than him – who was also taller than him by a few inches – and she has long red hair with red pointy ears, red scales on her cheeks, and reptile-like golden-hazel eyes. She looked just like any other girl around the town but the most distinct feature about her was the lower body of snake she has instead of human legs (A large red snake tail). She wore a yellow t-shirt with a brown leather jack and a tan shirt.
The second one was a tall young woman with straight and long dark hair, with a pair of sunglasses, she has a buxom and voluptuos figure. She was wearing a black bussiness suit with a short mini-shirt (way too short in Logan opinion), giving a good look to her nice-shaped legs and wide hips, black pantyhouse and dark shoes.
"A lamia?" Logan raised a eyebrow and the lamia turn her head to see him then cower slightly as soon as she saw his grumpy expression. "Oh, she must think I'm pissed off at the sight of her just because she is a lilimal. I better do something about it…" He raise his hand to give her a greeting wave and the lamia blink few times with shocked expression before she return him with her wave and small shy smile, which catch the other woman's attention.
"Hello there, young man, do you live here by any chances?" The black-haired woman asked him as he pointed at the house in front of them.
"No, I live across here" Logan jabbed his thumb at the house across them with a grunt.
"Anno… Do you know if anyone is in at this hour?" The red lamia asked him quietly.
He tilted his head "Don't you know? This house was sold a couple of days ago. Currently there is no one living here" He answer with a curious look as the two women got stunned expressions at that statement. Then he pulled out his smartphone as he got a message from a guy named 'Triller Bastard', catching the girls attention "Hmm… So the event will begin around 27 days, huh?" He muttered as he looked back a the women in front him. They were staring at him rather oddly and suspiciously "Sorry about that, it was a notification about something personal… Well, sorry about your shitty luck. Bye" He waved his hand as he began to walk past them to unlock his house's door.
"Ah, sure" The black-haired woman hummed before she suddenly put her arm around Logan's shoulders "Do you mind if w estay in your place for a while? It was a stressful day and we need to cool our heads"
"Actually I—" The teen was about to denied her request but the business walked into his house as if it was her own place.
"Thank you, young man! It's good to know you are such a gentlemen~!" She said cheerfully.
"… Sure, you can come in" The Black-haired guy he says sarcastically and stared at buxom woman with a deadpan look, even his eyebrow as twitching at the older woman antics.
Noting the boy's uncomfortly expression, the lamia decided to apologize to him "S-Sorry about that. Smith-San is a bit… Erm… I think that's how she behave normally but she doesn't has bad intentions" She says nervously as she scratched his head with a shy smile "M-My name is Miia, n-n-nice to meet you"
He looked at the girl for a few seconds and his features softened a little "I'm Logan Crawler" He said with a faint smile as he walked in and tosed his bookbag away.
"Hey, boy, where is your kitchen?" Smith turns to him as she stands in the corridor hallway, gesturing at few closed doors and the red-head pause for few moments.
"I'm not gonna allow a stranger to enter in my kitchen… You two can wait in the living room" He point at the first door and make his way to leave but then he looked back a the human woman "You want coffee, right? Maybe there is some in the kitchen… Or maybe not" He turns to look at Miia "What about you?"
"E-Eh?"
"You want something? Anything to drink?"
"Anno… Water, please" The red-headed beauty answered and the red-haired boy nodds his head before leaving to the kitchen.
Both women enter the door at left into the living room before they pause at the white living room, it was almost so bare with some signs of dust. There is only low-table and a worn-out sofa.
"It doesn't look like anyone has been in here for months…" Ms. Smith frowned mentally as the lamia seat herself at the table and she sit down on the sofa, taking a glance at the cushion "And it has been worn out as if someone has been sleeping on it many times"
A couple of minutes later, Logan entered in the living room with a coffee smug and a water bottle to hand them over both women.
"Here" He said quietly.
"Thank you" Smith said with a smile a she sip her smug "Hmm, this coffee is way too good~!"
The praise of the women made the moody teen to smile "Of course it's good, I made it myself… Do you need something else?" He asked to the two women in the room.
"U-Umm… Can yo—?" Miia was about to say something but she wav it off with her hand as she shivered slightly.
"Yes? What do you want?" Logan asked looking at her.
"N-Nothing… It's nothing" She replied but her body began to shiver at the temperature of the living room.
"Ah, right. You are a Lamia" He notice her shivers and nodded "I see. Snakes needs heat… Hold on"
"Ah, no, you don't have to…" The lamia was about to say something but the black-haired teenager walk out and there was few minutes of silence until he walk back in with few thick blankets.
"Here you got" He covered Miia's snake body with few blankets, "It's not much but I hope it's good enough for some warmth" He added with a smile.
"T-T-Thank you, Logan-San" Miia whispered, blushing at his action and Logan respond it with a grunt.
"No problem… Though I would be grateful is you or your friend here doesn't use 'San' or 'Chan' with my name. Just call me Logan"
"Say, Logan-Kun—" When the business woman said that nickname, one of Logan's eyebrow twitched "Are you in high school?" She took a sip of her coffee smug as he just nodded earning a stern look from the woman "It's against the rules to stay out of the school at this hour, you know?"
"Pffft. Don't worry about it, I got expelled today so I have to look for another school. It's not a big deal" Logan snorted lightly as he walked out again "Now, if you excuse me, I need to at something cuz some jackass trew my lunch away. Also, if you are gonna stay here any longer then I guess I have to make lunch for you two, right?"
"We would love it!" Smith said with a huge grin. It seem that this woman wasn't going to deny free food. He grunted and walked away. When he was out the room, Smith began to think in the boy's rude and careles behavior about his academical education.
"If he act like that then I guess he has been kicked out of school several times" Smith thought finishing her coffee and then she stand up "Wait here, Miia. I'm throwing it away" She said to the red-haired lamia, who nod timidly as the agent walk out into the hallway.
Instead of looking for trashcan, she peek into few nearby rooms and discovered that almost every room were empty and covered in layer of dust. "That is not good…" Smith frowned again as she find the kitchen then step in to see something shocking, the kitchen was littered with empty ramen cups, some filled trash bags and the sink was filled with dirty dishes. "Is this boy living here by himself? Where's his guardians?" She notice that there are no pictures in the house and she make her way back to the living room until she hear some knocking at the front door.
"I'll get it!" She hollered back and walked through the hallway and opened the door "Hmm?"
The agent find herself staring at six foot tall petite busty Minotaur girl with white and brown hair in a sailor fuku uniform, containing a red vest jacket with golden beast symbol on breast pocket, black ribbon and white skirt.
'This uniform, is she from Seiko High School?' The voluptuos black-haired woman thought with a rised eyebrow, but she decided to leave the subject "Hello, can I help you?"
"Yes, does a boy with spiky-black hair with yellow streaks lives here?" The minotaur crossed her arms under her breasts with a 'high-than-thou' attitude.
"Yes, why?" The agent corked her eyebrow, "Did he do something to you?"
"Ye…No…You see…" The minotaur shifted her weight with a bashful expression "I…I want to thank him for today…"
"Oh, for what?" She asked curiously and the girl sighed heavily.
"He save me from a group of ruffians" The cow girl answered, "A group of high school boys from other school was harassing me and they were trying to do something to me. I can't do anything because of these stupid rules…Then this guy, the black-yellow haired boy, suddenly come in between us then beat everyone up. He don't know me and yet he stood up for me…And a old man – I think it was his headmaster of high school – just storm up and expel him without hearing us out. One of the boys was his grandson and he said something very crass toward me… So the black-haired boy punched him in mouth then walk away" She suddenly bows to her, "Mrs, please don't be mad at your son. It was my fault for getting him in trouble. He did the right thing"
"Oh, I see…" Smith hummed with faint grin "Though I'm not his mother, missy"
"O-Oh. Sorry for my mistake" The minotaur apologized again with a nervous smile and a embarrassing blush.
"Don't worry about it... What your name?" The black-haired woman asked.
"I'm Cream" The minotaur girl answered.
Smith nodded with a smile as she looked at the girl's uniform before facing the lilimal "Say, Cream-Chan… Are you from Seiko Highschool?" She said with curiosity "As in THE Seiko Highchool. The first school in this town that accept extra-species stundents?"
"Hai" Cream nodded as she pullet out and special school ID Card "This is my ['Free-range' student card]" She added showing her ID card.
"There is no need to show it" Smith waved it off with a lazy tone.
['Free-range' card] is a special permission that allows monster teenagers to roam around freely without their hosts if they are attending schools as students. Though Smith was wondering who was the dumbass that come up with that name, surely there a lot of coller names but she wasn't going to think about it too much.
"E-Excuse me, Ms. Smith." Both females turned to see Miia poking her head out with blush, "A-A-About the host, c-can I request Kenjirō to be my host? I-I want to stay here…" She said shyly.
"You want to live here with him as your host?" Smith questioned her slowly with a blink as the lamia nodded timidly before Logan exited the kitchen, walking towards them.
"Who's at the door?" He asked before he notice Cream "Oh, it's you… You're that girl from early, right? What are you doing here?" The teen asked with a dull look.
"I'm here to give you my thanks!" Cream suddenly pull a personality change as she crossed her arms with upturn nose, "You should be grateful that I decide to use my time to search you out!"
"Ah, ok" The black-haired guy deadpanned at the girl – not really caring about the subject of conversation – with a light wave of his hand "Well, you can leave now"
"W-What?!" The minotaur stomped her hoove down with a dropped jaw, "You're telling me to go away?! Without asking me for anything? What about my number?!" She find that hard to believe. She was indeed a gorgeous girl and was attractive to humans and lilimals (Even boys and some girls) alike.
"Why should I want it?" Logan deadpannedly asked with a raised eyebrow at the busty student.
"Because it's your reward for helping me!" Cream scoffed crossing her arms under her rather large breasts to make them look bigger "Do you know how many boys beg me for my number? You should be grateful that I decide to—"
"No, I don't want it" He replied flatly again and the minotaur was about to shout again but Smith clear her throat to get their attention.
"Logan-Kun, I heard what happened early and I want to ask you something." Smith said with a serious tone "Was it like that for other twenty-two times?"
"Sometimes" Logan shrugged his shoulders, "About ten or eleven of them were like today, some other are different stories"
"And I took look around the house." The agent said as the short guy stiffened up with narrowed eyes and frown, "You're living here on your own, aren't you? Where are your guardians?"
"I'm on my own, what about it?" The black-haired guy snorted with a as-matter-of-fact tone and a fox-like grin "I bought the house with my own money so I don't need anyone else. And for my guardian, I don't give a shit about where she is. Like I said, I'm fine on my own"
Now that was a shocking data "He bought it?" Smith looked up at the house, Sure it was possible for a guy or girl to buy a house of their own but a teenager was another story "What about the bills?"
"Paid them myself." Logan grunted as he crossed his arms "I may not look like it but I have a lot of money, inheritance if you want to know where it come from"
"…Should I do something about it?" Ms. Smith hummed before she decide to do it the usual way, "Well, congratulations, Logan-Kun! You are now Miia's host. We will start proceed with rebuilding right now" She snapped her fingers as a group of people walk in to start their work, "And I'm going to call a good friend of mine to put you in Seiko High School with no expulsion threats!"
"… What?" The black-haired teenager dropped his jaw as his head whip around when he saw a large group of mens and women with several construction tools… And they were about to demolish one of his house's walls! "HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! EVERYONE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THIS WALL—" A crash sound throughout the hall way and Logan watched his entire house being remodelled "—Out… Fuck!" He snarled with an angry look as he looked back a the business woman "Just who the fuck do you think you are, woman? Do you know the implications of this shit"
"Don't worry, you wouldn't need to worry about the food and the bills anymore. The Hosts has special perks for this things" Smith answered with a mischievous smile of her own
"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN!"
"Isn't it wonderful, Darling?" Miia slithered up to Logan's side hugging him thightly with a wide grin, "We're going to live together!"
"Oh, by the way, I'm making Miia your new guardian for now on~" Smith hollered over her shoulder as she talks to someone on phone "That will make everything much easy for new laws if the extra-species plan to look after young humans or adopt them. Not to mention co-ed between human and extra-species students." She spoke something into the phone then hang up as she flash a thumb-up to him, "Good news, you're in! You're starting on Monday next week"
"Wait, already?! That's way too fast!" Cream said, stunned by the ramdoness and fastness of the sudden events before her. How the woman accomplish such task in just a few seconds was beyond her… And right now she is starting to feel like the third – Or rather Fourth – Weel in this situation.
On the other hand, our young protagonist was processing the shit that just came onto him because he lets some ramdon women go in inside his house. The he reacted like any other guy would react in those bizarre situations.
"WHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTT?!" The black-haired delinquent roared out with widened eyes.
Poor Logan, he has no idea what's in store for him when the school start…Not to mention this week!
====(MONSTROUS DELINQUENT)====
Logan: This is bullshit. Not only I got enrolled to another school but now I had a Legal Guardian who wants to ge tinto my pants!? What the hell is this, an Eroge Light Novel!?
Well, either way now I have to deal with Miia and her advances in the mornings and Cream's tsundere actitude during schools. My is fucked, and all of this is your fault, Smith! You are gonna pay for this, you hear me?!
Miia: Mou~! You don't have to feel bad about it~! Now you have me as your cute and sexy "Tutoress"~! And future wife!
We're gonna have an amazing life together!
Logan: *Deadpan look* Right… Whatever you said, Miia.
NEXT CHAPTER: THE DELINQUENT AND THE LAMIA!
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A/N: This a story was inspired in 'Monstruos Delinquent' by Mumei Mu. It's a insteresting plot though the autor has a lot of stories and he certainly wasn't bothered to continue with that story.
Anyway, now I'm gonna gave you the personal bio of the Main Character, Logan Crawler:
Name: Logan Crawler
Nickname: Kuro Oni Banchō
Age: 16 years-old
Height/Weight: 5ft 7inch (1.70 mts)/158 lbs (72 kg)
Species: Human(?) – According to several people around the town, he must have some Non-Human ancestry
Appearence: He has short-spiky black hair with golden streaks and piercing blue-cobaltic eyes with vertically-slitted pupils, he also has a cut shaped scar over his right eye, he has slightly below average height and a slim yet muscular physique. He wears an open dark long-raincoat with a gray gakuran jacket and a tight white short-sleeved T-shirt, he has gray pants and silver sneakers.
Personality: He is a sarcastic one with short-tempered mood who hate when peaple mock his hair color, he express an advertion to the authority and rules and doesn't give a shit if he break the law as long as he can do the right thing. Though his has a soft spot for children and the ones he considers "good peaple".
He also has a carefree nature and a nonchanlantly actitude to certain things like school expulsions, threats and "femenine fury", etc. Ken like to make sarcastic replies and one or two teasing answers to mess with others, he has a sharp tongue.
But even with a mischievous and delinquent-like nature, he is a good boy who cares about his loved ones and is protective with them. He can be a tsundere at times, though.
Likes: Fighting, Dangos, Supernatural and Sci-fi Books, animals, Cooking
Dislikes: Noisy brats, Racists, Following "rules" he doesn't like, Discrimination, School Exams, Meaningless Violence, Nachos
A/N: Technically, he can be considered as a mixed-blood due to his non-human ancestry, so he could even have sex with Lilimal girls if he wanted to or gave a beating to Non-Human villains without repercussions.