I'll Take Him Back Part 2
By Shadowgate
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The next morning in school Eric Cartman was pissed.
"Stanley Quinton Marsh what the fuck are you doing with my girlfriend?"
Stan turned to Cartman and said "Wendy took me back. She got so jealous of Heidi."
Cartman grabbed Stan and yelled "you got Wendy now and you need to stay away from my woman."
Stan got pissed off and pushed Cartman into a wall.
Cartman punched Stan in the face and then Stan retaliated with a powerful knockout punch.
Cartman had a bloody nose and was on the floor crying.
Stan yelled "Goddamn it Cartman I was in no mood for your bullshit today."
Stan began hyperventilating and five minutes later he was sitting in PC Principal's office.
PC Principal began "alright now I know there's been some hostility between the genders. You and Eric Cartman got into a fight over a girl."
Stan answered "Cartman just started the fight because he's a control freak over Heidi Turner. There was a mass break up and every boy but Eric Cartman was dumped. When Eric Cartman found out Heidi Turner decided to make some moves on me he got mad and so did Wendy Testaburger. Wendy took me back rather than risk losing me to Heidy."
PC Principal replied "well you lucked out then. I can definitely see the logical reasoning in all this. Alright normally we have a zero tolerance policy when it comes to fighting. However knowing how Eric Cartman is I'm going to let you off the hook."
Stan smiled and replied "thank you PC Principal you're the best."
3:15 PM
Stan and Wendy are seen outside the school holding hands.
All the girls in fourth grade stare but Wendy turned to face them and said "well dumping Stan was harder than I thought."
The End