A/N: So I was really bored and decided to do an IM fic and I decided to mix House MD and Twilight. It might not all be IM's but yeah. And this takes place a while after Breaking Dawn and it's after Chase and Cameron's wedding and they have a daughter Cameron Alexandra Chase, who is 11, and a son Jasper Balin Chase (there's a story be hind that and if you want to know ask me in a review or PM), who is 10. Oh yeah and Kutner is alive and the Cullen's live near PPTH and Carlisle works there as a surgeon. So enjoy. Yeah and it's a chat room not IM though.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the recognizable characters or the show or series or any thing you might recognize in the story

Screen Names

Twilight characters

Edward- goin2hell1901

Bella- luvya1985

Alice- shoppinphsyc

Jasper H.- solderman1863

Rosalie- beautyqueen93

Emmett- mightygoofball4evr

Carlisle- Dr. Fangs1360

Esme- lovingmother2543

Jacob- hotdiggitydog

Renesmee- hybrid08

House MD characters (including the Chase kids)

House-

Cuddy-

Kutner-

Thirteen- dr.13islucky

Foreman- dr. brainman

Wilson- 333

Taub- (might not be in it because he's kinda boring)

Chase-

Cameron (Chase #2)- 101

Chase kids

Cameron- swimmagirl97

Jasper- Jazzyman101

goin2hell1901: has signed on

luvya1985: has signed on

hybrid08: has signed on

luvya1985: hola eddie n nessie

goin2hell1901: hey love, hey Ness

hybrd08: hey

hybrid08: oh Jake's here gotta go

hybrid08: has signed off

shoppinphsyc: has signed on

shoppinphsyc: hi eddie, bells

luvya1985: hola ali

goin2hell1901: hey

shoppinphsyc: o some people from carlisle's work r gonna sign in in 5 4 3 2

: has signed on

101: has signed on

101: hi chase hi other peeps I dont no

luvya1985: he peoples me is bella do u work wit a guy named carlisle?

shoppinphsyc: I is alice and the other dude goin2hell1901 is me brother edward

101: yup we do

101: my name is allison and the other dude who hasn't talked yet is my husband Robert

goin2hell1901: I have to go see you later Alice, Allison, Robert. Bye love.

goin2hell1901: has signed out

luvya1985: fine then luv u 2

luvya1985: k im gonna go c wat eddies up 2

luvya1985: bibi ali, alli, rob

101: bye. ROBERT CHASE SAY BYE 2 BELLA!!!

: bye Bella

shoppinphsyc: bye bells

luvya1985: has signed out

shoppinphsyc: so whos in your family?

101: me n rob have 2 kids

101: we have an 11yr old girl named cameron alexandra and a 10yr old son named jasper balin

shoppinphsyc: ooo kool. My family n I r adopted and I have a bf named jasper a sis named rosalie n bella. i have a brother edward n emmett and my dad is Carlisle and mom is esme.

101: rob if ur just gonna sit there then go supervise a surgery or something

: has signed out

: has signed on

101: damn its house

: yup its me

shoppinphsyc: well I gotta go

shoppinphsyc: has signed out

101: bye house

101: has signed out

: fine leave me here alone

mightygoofball4evr: has signed on

mightygoofball4evr: hello person i do not no

: i am dr. greg house

mightygoofball4evr: ooooo ur a docter. my dads a docter.

mightygoofball4evr: o yea my name is emmett

: has signed on

: house get back to the clinic

: fine

: has signed out

mightygoofball4evr: hi im emmett r u a docter 2?

: yes I am the Dean of medicine at PPTH

mightygoofball4evr: oooo my dad works there!!!!! : -)

: oh, really and who is your dad?

mightygoofball4evr: hes dr. carlisle cullen hes a surgon dude

mightygoofball4evr: well i gotta go bye bye

mightygoofball4evr: has signed off

: has signed off

A/N: So this and probably the next few chapters are going to just introduce them in the story. I hope you like it and I'll try to update soon! : -)