Ok here is the deal... I found a Kink on the Kink meme then lost it and have no idea where it is anymore so stuff anonymity, I wrote this story so i am going to bloody post it! XD

The kink was:

Anyway, I have but one simple request; Redd White loves to blackmail people, and he decides to try and blackmail Phoenix so that he won't be cross-examined too heartily at the trial. His ammo?

That Phoenix was once Earl Zach.

A small part of Miles Edgeworth couldn't help but notice the look on Phoenix Wright's face as the witness begun his testimony; it was a look of panic. Edgeworth smiled as that same part of him couldn't help but find it utterly satisfying that his rival was scared.

"… then why don't you prove it Mr Wright?" Redd White sneered as Phoenix narrowed his eyes but said nothing. "See I knew it, you won't prove a thing." Redd White laughed. Edgeworth wondered what he meant by won't, especially as Phoenix began to tremble the moment he said that, something was going on and Edgeworth wanted to find out what that was exactly.

"Why don't you stop playing lawyer game snow, Mr Wright, your talents obviously do not lie in this field, perhaps you should remember your place, stop wasting this courts time and let the respectable lawyers do their jobs." Redd was positively bursting with a perverted sense of glee. Phoenix on the other hand looked like he was ready to kill.

"How dare you" Phoenix hissed unable to contain himself. Maya flinched at the venom in his voice which was clearly evident, so much so that from all the way on the other side of the court room even Edgeworth was taken aback.

"Mr Wright, do you have anything to say to this," The Judge questioned "or has been a waste of this courts time?"

Phoenix took a moment to collect himself and then addressed the court, he was damned if he didn't present this evidence, but even if he did…

Well it was now or never and one thing was for certain, Phoenix was not looking forward to this.

"I have evidence that with prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Mr White is lying" Phoenix picked up his evidence and continued his explanation. "His testimony is flawed and provides many places for conjecture and this will show that…"

"HOLD IT!"

The court froze and Phoenix tensed all staring at the witness.

"I have evidence your honour that must be shown before Mr Writes so called evidence… Unless of course he chooses to withdraw his last statement?" Without even pausing to look at the Defence Attorney the witness revealed a single disk "No, very well, I request the court get a DVD player in here."

As the bailiff went to fetch a television and DVD player Edgeworth noticed how Redd White glared at Phoenix, and he wondered what this new evidence was.

"I did warn you Wright, that you should not cross me, however you must now pay for your actions Earl Zach!"

Earl Zach?

Edgeworth once again was confused who on Earth was this Earl Zach? However he was soon startled out of his slight daze when Phoenix banged both hands across the defences' bench.

"OBJECTION! Earl Zach has nothing to do with the case at hand, or any other case. I demand that the court does not enter this witnesses' DVD into evidence." Phoenix was red in the face and seemed uneasy about something.

"Overruled Mr Wright" the Judge announced "unless of course you can prove why it is not relevant."

"I… I…" Phoenix was flustered for a moment and Redd was looking extremely pleased with himself. "Be… Because Earl Zach is a," he took a breather and continued. "Earl Zach isn't even a person. At least anymore." Phoenix blushed. "It was a stage name that was removed from circulation a few years ago, Earl Zach no longer existed when the case begun so anything to do …"

"OBJECTION, Mr Wright you said so yourself, it was an alias, therefore the man behind Earl Zach still exists and this here will show the whole court all it needs to know about Earl Zach." Redd White smirked. The television had been procured and the objection overruled and Phoenix could only stare in horror at what would happen next.

Edgeworth watched the small screen with interest. It began with a man sitting in his living room. There was a knock on the door and he answered it. A second man entered the room and seemed to be completely soaked, his hoddie covering most of his face. The first man spoke, "Earl Zach, what a surprise. What brings you here?"

"I just needed to drop off some papers you left at the office" Earl Zach's voice was rather familiar Edgeworth thought. "I'll be going now" Earl turned to leave.

"Not so fast, Earl." The first man pinned Earl Zach to the wall and began kissing him, the hood still covering Earl's face from view. What the Fuc…? this is a porno! Edgeworth glanced up at Phoenix who was staring with pure horror at the television. He knew… he knows this Zach... but how?

Earl Zach's breathless voice brought Edgeworth's attention back to the screen "No we can't do this, your brother…"

"My brother could never make you feel like this Earl" with that the man whipped back the hood on Earl's jacket and began to kiss his neck, at that moment the entire court gasped and spun in the direction of one man.

Fortunately for that man he had dropped his pen behind his bench at that exact moment and went to retrieve it. However he knew he couldn't stay down there for very long and slowly stood back up, resolute not to be embarrassed, that however did not last very long.

"Mr Wright explain this!" the Judge pointed wildly at the screen where 'brother' was slamming a very naked Earl Zach against the door, who in turn was making the most interesting sounds and facial expressions.

Phoenix stuttered for a moment then tried to explain over the sounds he was making in the porno, "Well you know how law school is really expensive and my par…" he trailed off he couldn't really concentrated while having to listen to a pornographic movie starring himself, whilst in a court of law.

"But as I said before your Honour the alias Earl Zach has nothing to do with the case, so I move to …"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Earl Zach suddenly threw his head back and screamed. The entire court paused to watch as he came into the other man's hand and chest.

"…"

"…"

"…"

"Your Honour, do you think we could turn it off now?" Phoenix said softly, but still loud enough to be heard over the sounds of the DVD. He sounded drained, and his face was no longer red but now ashen.

Redd White was smirking at Phoenix. He won and there was no way the newly outed porn star defence attorney would be able to continue like this. However it seemed Phoenix would be given a reprieve after all.

"The prosecution would like to request a half an hour break" Edgeworth said after he finally snapped out of the trance he was in. He could see that Phoenix looked like he was going to be sick and barely stand let alone continue trial, and after what just occurred Edgeworth found himself in a similar position but for an entirely different reason.

He wasn't sickened but completely turned on. Who would have known that Phoenix could look that way and sound like that while being fuck against a door?

I am going to continue this laters... but if anyone knows the Kink and can find the link for me I will be so happy!!!

(oh and sorry for lack of smut... I never wrote it before... I am still learning that part...XD

R&R I guess... o.0

Love always

karlamarie