"What are you doing? Don't eat that!"

"What, Sam? I'm starving!"

"Dean, we're in the Unseelie Court."

"So what?"

"Dean, don't put that in your mouth! Put it down!"

"Sam–"

"DOWN!"

"Geez, fine! Are you happy, now?"

"It's like hanging with a five year old."

"What do you want from me? I haven't eaten all day."

"I haven't either. Just don't eat or drink anything here. And don't accept anything anyone offers you, or you'll turn into a regular Persephone."

"I'll turn into a chick?"

"NO! You'll be stuck here."

"Doesn't seem that bad, it's like a 24/7 party down here. Whoo, do you see that pixie over there? She's smokin' hot."

"She's green!"

"Like that girl from the new Star Trek movie!"

"Alright, Kirk, think with your upstairs brain."


Unseelie Court: Dark fairy court, consisting of the malicious and evilly-inclined fairies.

Persephone: In Greek mythology, she is the daughter of Demeter (the goddess of the harvest). She was abducted by Hades, the god of the underworld. It was a rule of the Fates that whoever consumed food or drink in the Underworld was doomed to spend eternity there. Hades tricked her into eating pomegranate seeds.