A/N: Hey guys. I haven't posted a story in a while, because I've been spending most of my time writing this one. I put a lot of effort into this, and I think it's my best work to date. Please don't flame, I don't think I could deal with it. This story is all I have left. Please review!
Warning: This story contains some graphic violence, drug abuse, incest, twincest, wincest, light slaps, alcohol, a couple lemon parties, Cox, bi-curious robots, fast and furious cars, dogs that are missing a leg so they only have three and they drag it behind them when they walk and it makes you feel really sad, cats with really long tails that swish them around a lot and it hurts if they hit you with it, killer bees, the letter J, four pennies, a can of bug spray, expired dairy products, a female sitting on a chair with her legs placed perpendicular with the chair at a 45 degree angle, twenty sided dice, and other horrible things that may not be suited for children.
I do not own TMM or anything related to it, but I do own Cox.
Lots of Cox.
All the time.
It's mine.
Cox.
Everywhere.. Cox.
Can't get enough Cox.
Do you have Cox?
You can borrow some of mine.
No I'm just kidding.
But srsly.
But seriously, I love Cox.
Now enjoy my story!!
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Millie walked up.
She was looking thoroughly modern today.
One could say Millie was thoroughly modern most days.
Hence her nickname, Thoroughly Modern Millie.
But anyway, back to the story.
Millie was walking, down the street. She saw a little man, and gave him a hug.
His name was Cox! And he had a face.
As opposed to most people; who don't have faces.
But Millie had a face.
Or so she thought.
It was beautiful, and thoroughly modern.
One could say her whole body was thoroughly modern.
You know whose body wasn't thoroughly modern?
MacGregor.
She's dumb.
So is Katherine.
But anyway, back to the story.
Millie, after the loss of her dear friend, and sibling Billie – said to Cox:
"Hey, you.
Hey, you.
Hey, you, come here.
Come here, you.
Come here, you.
Hey, you, come here.
You. I said you. I said you. I said you. I said you. I said you, with the tail.
You come here. You.
Yes, you. Come here.
Go away. Come here.
Hey, you, come here. Come here.
Come here.
Go away.
Come here.
Go away.
Stop.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Go away.
Go.
Come here.
Hey, you. I said you. I said you. I said you, mate. I said you. I'm looking at you, mate. I said you, mate.
I said, you come here. I said, go away.
Didn't you kill my brother?"
And Cox simply looked at her, and said, "Yes. Yes I did."
And with that, she walked away.
THE END