A/N: Hooray, first fanfic! Nothing to say here, enjoy!
Disclaimer!: I DO NOT OWN POKEMANZ POKEMON, IT IS OWNED BY NINTENDO
I will tell you a story, it was about a human who turned into a Bulbasaur, it was so cliché, everyone who heard it died, so I will begin:
Welcome!
This portal leads to the Pokemon world!
Before we leave however, I would like to ask you a few questions!
I would like you to answer them sincerely
Ready? Ok, Let the interview begin!
Those were the first things I heard before I would be completely screwed over.
You broke a rotten egg in your room, what do you do?
WHAT? Why the heck would I break an egg in my room?
Just answer the question.
Fine then.
I would chuck it at your face
…
Fine, can you focus on something you like?
Yeah, I can like imagining that I'm chucking bricks at your face.
You are offered two gifts, one big, one small, what do you choose?
The big one, who woudn't?
A delinquent is *ahem* hassling a girl, what do you do?
Well, I would call the police, then when they do come tell him:
"I called the police"
Are you a boy or a girl?
Can't you even hear my voice?!
Fair enough
You appear to be the docile type, you're a…
GET ON WITH IT!
Fine, fine, You're a wonderful person, wait what?!
Ha, you contradicted yourself foo.
Anyways, you're a
Bulbasaur!
Hooray for me.
Well now it's to leave, but I'll be taking your memories too, is that fine?
Yeah, yeah, wait what! I want a refund!
Sorry to late!
That, was when all hell broke loose.