Wendy calms down
I REGRET AND OWN NOTHING!
…...
-"Why can't you boy's just leave me alone!?" Shouted an enraged Wendy at a distraught dipper.
Oh, boy...looks like it's time to be a good great uncle, thought Grunkle stan with a groan.
Quick as a wink he sent a special signal through his phone to set in motion "the plan". Then he
quickly ran to Wendy, grabbed her, shook her like a rag doll, and screamed at her.
"Wendy! Calm down! Calm down! Wendy calm down!" Wendy was shocked at this. "What are
you- stop! Get off me! Mr pines-! Help!" Screamed Wendy. Quickly getting over his shock,
dipper sprung into action! " Grunkle stan, what are you doing!? Leave her alone!" Shouted
dipper as he tried to break them apart to no avail. Suddenly, Soos showed up! "Mr pines let me
handle this!" said soos as he quickly took Wendy away. Wendy gave out a sigh of relief,
"Thank you soo"- And then soos punched her in the face! "Soo's! What the balls ma-" And then
soos punched her again! "Calm down Wendy!(punch) Calm down!(whack) For the love of
pizza, calm down!"(crack) Screamed soos as he frantically wailed on her. All the while poor
dipper continued his fruitless efforts to pry them apart. "Back away city boy! We'll take care of
this!" Shouted sheriff blubs as he whisked Wendy. Wendy groaned as she tried to muster up the
strength to thank him- only to stop as he started cracking down on her with a night stick!
Dipper tried to shield her with his body, but kept being pushed aside! "Calm down crazy lady!"
Cried deputy durland as he took over and tazed her! OW! Y-yep I'm peeing-I'm peeing. Thought
Wendy through the agony as dipper tried and failed repeatedly to drag her to safety. Only to
then be knocked aside as Manly Dan got in on the action! "Wha- DAD!?" Shouted an outraged
Wendy. "It's for your own good sweetie!" shouted Dan as he brutally beat her with a tree trunk.
The last thing Wendy saw before blacking out was a long line of guys armed to the teeth with
crowbars, machine guns, and sabers! And of course dipper pleading to the lot of them for some sort of sanity, while his face was wet with tears...
ONE LONG TRIP TO THE E.R. ROOM LATER...
"Again, I'm really sorry for that thoughtless thing I said to you...before all this." Said dipper to
Wendy as she struggled to move in her full body cast. "Dipper...I don't really remember what
your talking about...but it wouldn't matter if I did...you risked life and limb to save
me...your the only guy at this moment that I'm not filled with homicidal rage toward right now"...
"Oh", said dipper...furiously snuffing out the small part of his mind that was celebrating. This
was no time for celebration! Wendy was in pain! Wendy chuckled, "You know...it's
funny...between the galleons of pain killers their feeding me...and the severe brain
hemorrhaging...your looking sexy"...Dipper blushed, "oh...wow that's flattering...and
worrying- I'm going to go get the doctor." Dipper quickly ran from the room, Wendy's well-being being the only though on his mind...
…...
Watching nearby, grunkle stan smiled. "Ah, the good old "shang-hai shffle-do"
maneuver...never fails." "it's a happy ending after all, said a satisfied Stan."
Mabel frowned, "But...Wendy is horribly injured-"
IT'S A HAPPY ENDING! Shouted an insistent Stan...
TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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