In the wondrous land of Wonderland (see what I did there? Pun! LAUGH!) the Mad Hatter and his lover...friend, March Hare, were being confronted by the Red Queen's servant...big tall scary dude who looks like Marty's father from Back To The Future, but only with one eye.
"You're late for TEA!" The March Hare shouted as he randomly jumped up and tossed his teacup and the duke...or Jack or whoever that dude with the eyepatch was. That guy caught it immediately. "Uhhh..." The March Hare quickly sat back down and fiddled around.
But before eyepatch-pirate/duke/Jack (Off) dude could say anything, Iron Man flew down and landed on the table. "Sorry to interrupt your tea party ladies, but I am Iron Man, and beer is better." He blasted the Jack of All Trades or whoever back into his horse, and then looked at the Mad Hatter. "This Mad Hatter isn't mad enough, DISGRACE!" He blasted a hole in his hat, and then blasted him in the chest. "I feel better now." He noticed the crazy rabbit and grabbed him by the tail. "I like you, I'll call you Hoppity."
Iron Man flew off into the distance and towards the Queen of Heart's castle. Big Head herself sat on her throne, picking her large nose. That was until Iron Man crashed through the ceiling. "What the hell?" She quickly pulled her finger out and wiped it on the curtains behind her.
"Wow, your head is so...big." Iron Man said, getting lost in the head. "But the face is so UGLY!" He blasted her through the window. Her crown hit the ground and rolled towards Iron Man, who dropped the March Hare and grabbed it. "This could be fun..." He placed it on his head and laughed as he walked to the throne. "I NOW DECLARE WONDERLAND TO BE CALLED...BOOZELAND!" He clapped and red card guards ran in. "And for my second decree..."
Minutes later, the guards were gone, but not too far away. They suddenly ran back in, now dressed in giant beer bottles. "Much better." Iron Man nodded and looked around. The March Hare was in a cage next to his throne at this point. "And now, I'd like to make a motion." He clapped again and a disco ball lowered from the ceiling. And then everyone started to dance to the music.
The End.