Disclaimer: I own nothing!(Makes sad kitty face)
I got this idea from last night when my brother saw a spider and freaked. When we went into his room, the cat had caught it and was happily chowing down.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
The Acolytes were sitting in the rec room when Pyro came running in, wild-eyed.
"What're you blokes sittin' around for? You gotta help me!" he squealed.
"Is anything broken?" Remy asked nonchalantly.
"Well, no..." Pyro admitted sheepishly.
"X-men?"
"No."
"Fire?"
"No, but that would be fun."
"Then you're fine."
"No! I'm not!"
"Ah-HA! You admitted it!" Victoria said.
Everyone stared at her.
"Right...Shutting up." she squeaked.
"I'm SERIOUS! guys! Just come into my room and I'll show you the monster, 'kay?" Pyro pleaded.
They all gave in to Pyro's pleas, so they walked into his room.
When they got there, Pyro hid behind Piotr.
"There's the monster!" he whispered.
Everyone looked at the wall that Pyro was pointing at. On it was a small black spider.
Sabertooth and Victoria suddenly made that strange chattering noise that cats make when they're hunting.
The two of them leapt forwards towards the spider. Sabertooth hit his target, but Victoria bumped her nose on the wall.
*GLOMP!*
"Eeeeeeewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Remy, Piotr, and Pyro recoiled in disgust as Sabertooth sat up and wiped his mouth.
"Um, Dad?" Victoria said. " You have a spider leg on your cheek. Here, let me get it."
She reached over and swiped her hand across his cheek and ate the leg.
Remy leaned over a trash can and emptied his stomach.
"What?" Sabertooth and Victoria asked, not understanding that it was stomach-churning for their teammates to watch them eat the spider.
"!!!!!!!!!!!!" Magneto was heard from his office.
He came running into Pyro's room.
"Spiders! They're everywhere in my office! Which of you nuts put them in.... Why is Gambit vomiting in your thrash can?" he asked Pyro.
"Something tells me if you go back into your office you'll find out." Pyro pointed at Sabertooth and Victoria running out with hungry looks on their faces.
Magneto followed them, and could later be heard having the same experience as poor Remy as Sabes and Victoria ate their fill.
Only three people were glad that night about Sabertooth and Victoria's amazing spider-eating skills: the spider-eaters themselves, and Pyro.
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-Victoria Creed