~To Love Ru Alternate~

Chapter 1: Continue~A New Protagonist~

My name is Yume Mikado. I'm 15 years old and currently studying from different parts of the world. The reason being that my mother, Ryoko Mikado, is an alien doctor who is known by almost every alien living on earth. She kept me hidden so that no alien may harm me or kidnap me for ransom.

Of course, she's not my real mother. She's just taking care of me until they find my real parents, who is now lost in the vast universe. So yes, I am still a human.

It has been a while since I came back to Japan. School was tough overseas, but I managed to stay on top. I planned to do the same once again.

The plane had landed, and I was looking for Mikado from a crowd of people. Eventually, I found her and we took a cab going home.

We had a little conversation while inside the cab.

"So, how was America?" she asked.

"Boring. The people there don't even worry about their grades. The aliens there were no different from the humans..."

The conversation didn't last long, as the travel to the house was cut short (due to the fact that an alien was driving).

We arrived at Mikado's house. It was much different from when I saw it the last time.

"What happened?"

"Oh, I remodeled the house. It looks nice, doesn't it" she said.

I had to agree, It was much nicer than before. In the past, it looked like a haunted house. The inside was also nicer. It was dustless and spiderweb-free.

I went to my old room and unpacked my suitcase. After 5 minutes, I was done. I had plenty of time to spare, so I left the house and strolled around the city.

"My, my, the city's more crowded than before. I hardly know anybody anymore..."

Then as I was murmuring to myself, I saw my old schoolmate, Yui-senpai. She looked more mature compared to the last time I saw her. I approached her and asked her if she could still remember me. But before I could utter a word, she pointed at me and said:

"I don't permit such shameless acts, even from a stranger!"

It was the same old Yui-senpai, she still hated guys.

"You really don't recognize me?" I asked her.

She observed me a little. Then her eyes widened as she realized who I was.

"Yume? Is that you?" she asked.

"The one and only!"

"Wow, you look so grown up!"

She looked at me top to bottom and continued, "Although, you're still very short."

I got pissed off, but I calmed down after a while. I asked her how she was doing.

"Well, I still hate shameless guys. And recently, there's been a guy who keeps doing shameless things, no matter how many times I scold him."

"Really? Who's that?" I asked.

"Yuuki Rito."

I remembered that name. Yuuki Rito was a former rival in sports. He would always beat me in everything. Whether it was drawing, track and field or rock-paper-scissors. He's always been lucky at everything.

"Umm... are you okay?" Yui asked as I was spacing out.

"Yui-senpai! Where does Yuuki live?! Does he still live in that house?!"

"...Yes... He still does, I guess... Wait, how do you know where he lives?"

I turned my head and answered, "It's none of your business!"

The truth was, I knew where he lived because I once challenged him to a fighting game. We went to his house and played for 2 hours. I never beat him, not once.

I was ready to get my revenge, so I bid farewell to Yui-senpai and ran to the Yuuki household.

I made it to his house, gasping for air. I did some stretching and some breathing before I opened the door.

I opened the door, only to find a baby with a flower on her head. The baby was so cute, I couldn't help but cuddle it like a teddy bear.

"You're sooooo cute!"

Then I heard a voice from the kitchen; "Celine, where are you?"

It sounded awfully familiar. I took a peek in the kitchen and saw Yuuki Rito's sister, Mikan. She was taller compared to the last time I saw her, but she was still as responsible as always.

"Hi, Mikan!" I said out of the blue, "It's been a while!"

She saw me and began jumping for joy.

"Yume! Welcome back! How are you?"

Mikan was both a big sister and a little sister to me. One time, I had a fever, and Mikado was too busy that she couldn't come and take care of me. Fortunately, Mikan heard that I was sick and she took care of me until I was all better.

Since she was nice to me, I decided to return the favor. I bought her all kinds of stuff: clothing, accessories, books; all of it straight from America.

"Isn't this a little too much?" she asked.

"No, you deserve the best gifts for being nice to me!"

"Well... I guess I could share these with everyone else..."

"What do you mean by 'Everyone'?" I asked.

Then suddenly, I heard a female's voice from upstairs saying, "Rito, come on! It'll be fun!"

Hearing the name "Rito" made me run upstairs and see what he was doing, and check why I heard a girl say his name. I opened the door to his room and saw him lying on top of a naked girl with long, pink hair.

In confusion, I asked, "What are you doing?"

Rito looked at me and said, "I-it's not what you think! I w-wasn't d-doing anything to her!"

The girl came to his defense: "I was just testing my new invention on him: the Fuku-fuku-swap-kun!" (Clothes swap)

"That still doesn't explain why you're naked." I said.

The girl stuck her tongue out and replied, "Teehee! I guess it's still broken!"

"Stop smiling and some clothing on!" Rito demanded.

After that odd event, they invited me to stay for dinner. I couldn't refuse, and even if I did, they would still force me to stay.

I waited at the dinner table, along with the baby whose name was Celine. She was so cute that I cuddled her while waiting. Mikan prepared the table and called everyone for dinner. Rito came down first, then the girl from before, then another pink-haired girl, but this time with twintails.

I thought I had seen everybody, but it seemed that there was one more person who hasn't come down yet.

Mikan got irritated, "Geez, what's taking her so long?"

I was anxious to see the other person, so I volunteered to call her.

"Okay, but do you know where her room is?" they asked.

"Of course! I did an analysis on the house and noticed an extension. It's located in the attic."

They were amazed by what I just said.

"How did you find that out?"

"I'll tell you later!"

I rushed upstairs and went to the attic. It was much wider than I expected. I knew it was modified, but it was still impressive.

There were only 3 rooms, so it was easy to figure out which room was the person's room. I the door opened and I saw a girl with short pink hair playing on her computer. I couldn't see her face but I could smell her scent of flowers, even from a distance.

I called for her, but she couldn't hear me because she was wearing headphones. I decided to take a peek on her computer, and saw a scene where a girl confesses to a boy. It was the eroge that I've wanted to play for so long: Be my Lover! English Patch.

I couldn't help but shout for joy. My voice was so loud that the girl heard me and turned around.

At that moment, I saw the most beautiful girl in my life, with her deep purple eyes and luscious lips, not to mention her beautiful pink hair. Just looking at her will melt anyone's heart.

As I was staring at her, She asked, "What are you doing in my room? More importantly, who are you?"

I was mesmerized, both by the game and by her, that I accidentally said, "Be my lover!".

She was shocked by what I had said. "W-what are you s-saying?! I don't know even know you! I-I've devoted myself to R-rito san!"

I approached the computer, not noticing that I had tripped over a wire, causing me to fall over her.

The next thing I knew, I was lying on top of her, holding her breasts and biting her ear.

She moaned the whole time, "N...no...st...stop...".

Then Mikan went inside the room and saw the lewd scene. There was a small silence, then she beat my head with a stick while scolding me, "WHAT WERE YOU DOING!"

We went back to the dinner table, still embarrassed of what just happened. They pink-haired girls bombarded me with questions:

"Is it true that you're Mikado-sensei's son?"

"Are you also an alien?"

"What planet are you from?"

"If your mom is Mikado-sensei, then who's your dad?"

I answered the questions one by one:

"I'm her stepson; I'm not an alien; I'm from this planet and; my real parents are lost in space."

It was pretty straightforward, but it was easier to give simple answers.

"Enough about me, What about you?"

The girl with long hair introduced herself, "I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke, and I'm Rito's fiance!"

Rito added, "-but it's only because her dad would destroy the world if I didn't become her fiance!"

As expected, Rito's lucky enough to end up with a beautiful girl like Lala.

The girl with twintails introduced herself next, "I'm Nana Asta Deviluke, and I'm the second princess of Deviluke."

I didn't respond because there was nothing to respond to. There was a moment of silence, then she started hitting me in the head with her fist.

Pretty soon, she calmed down and went back to her seat.

At last, the girl from before introduced herself, "I'm Momo Velia Deviluke, and I'm the third princess of Deviluke."

All my attention was on her. I couldn't help but stare at her and her lilac eyes.

Apparently, I was staring at her for so long that everybody started staring at me.

"Are you alright?" Mikan asked.

And that was the beginning of my exciting troubles.

"Great... I just came back and I'm already in big trouble... But now that I've seen the princesses, I feel better!

Next time on To Love Ru Alternate: Improvement ~An Exhausted Protagonist~

I hope everything goes well in the next chapter..."