blubbles comes out of his egg
he sees his sexy dad
"henlo son"
"henlo father who for some reason looks exactly like me"
he sees his mom
"woah what the fuck is that"
it's some purple blob thing
"henlo my child"
"kys mother"
his mother was offended
"i dont have a gender you piece of shit"
some ugly dood came and raped them with balls
pokeballs
so now blubbles's entire family was caught inside pokeballs
o no
blubbles is released in a fenced field
he sees other pokemon doing highly inappropriate things
his mother is released right next to him
"aw hell no"
"mother"
"what you need lil' feggit"
"why are we here"
"to make babies"
theres no way he would make babies with his ugly-ass mother
but he has to
because pokemon is a game where incest is perfectly fine
so then they make eggs
hundreds of them
and his mother seemed to enjoy it
ew
but then they're taken out of the daycare
oh yes
they see their father being put in the daycare with a garbodor
"why do i have to make babies with my ugly mentally disabled brother"
"shut up and make eggs feggit"
"but he doesn't have a puss puss"
"then what is that"
"his dick fell off"
silence
the human dood punched blubbles's father in the face
the last thing blubbles saw before he and his mother left was his father's massive turtle dick
"mmm"
blubbles and his mother arrived at a forest
"what are we doing here"
"niBBa you gotta learn how to fight"
some gay bird came down and grabbed blubbles and flew away with him into the sunset
and his stupid mother did nothing about it
the bird carried him to a lake and dropped him on a large lilypad
"get off me feggit"
"sorry my dude"
"i sexually identify as a lotad and you shall call me lotad"
"sorry my lotad"
it swam towards the edge of the pond and climbed out
it was a pikachu with a lilypad tied to its back
"what the quack"
blubbles looked at the bird
the bird was a light blue duck
blubbles liked this lil' ducklett because it had a shell on its back
"are you okay my brother"
"im not your brother"
"yiss you are feggit. we have the same father"
"oh ok"
"i was born when dad did highly inappropriate things with a ducklett which is why i have this shell"
"cool"
"hey, you should see your cousin. he ugly as fuck"
a small yellow head poked out of the water, glaring at the ducklett
"no member of our fucked up family can possibly be uglier than our uncle"
"nah, bro. this dood's a shuckle"
"i stand corrected"
they laughed as the head rose out of the water
the creature had a very long yellow neck
and a red shell with white holes
one of its four yellow tentacles held a gun
it shot blubbles and his sister
"DON'T FUCKLE WITH SHUCKLE BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
the rest of the family rose out of the water and danced
"wait aren't you a rock and bug type"
shuckle thought about that for a second
shuckle immediately died afterwards
and the dance party continued