CHAPTER 1

Harley knocked on the door of ivys apartment erratic. ivy opened the door

"harley? whats wrong? what happened?

"I left him. He is just so selfish. I hate him. I hate him."

ivy always heard the same thing everytime harley came running to her, broken and bleeding. she always somehow ended up getting back with him. Joker was the only type of crazy for harley.

"what happened this time?"

"we robbed a bank and he left me! he just left! He grabbed the cash and jumped in the stupid car, with his stupid henchmen, and just me me standing outside in the rain with the cops and batman on our heels!"

"hasnt he done that before harley?"

"yea. but i always had time to make a get away. this time it was close. I almost didnt make it. I would have been sent back to arkham!"

"wow. well, you can stay as long as you want."

"thanks red. im gonna take a shower."

ivy could hear the water running when a knock came to the door. looking through the peep hole, she spied two-face. she sighed and opened the door.

"what do you want?"

"hello to you to. relax, I brought chinese. Dont worry, im not here for that, just lookin' to share a meal."

"i cant. ive got to go take care of some bussiness. why dont you stay and share it with harley."

"clown girls here? oh no. im leaving"

just as he was about the leave, he heard her speak

"hey two-fers! hey! you brought food? thanks! im starving."

ivy spoke. "good, you two can share it. ive got to go. have fun guys" with that ivy fled the scene.

" well, looks like its just me and you two-face. lets eat. wanna watch some toons?"

"no. take the food. im getting out of here."

"no, please...stay" harleys eyes began to fill with tears. he hated when women cried. harvey always took over...stay, it looks like shes lonely. the joker isnt around, so why not? two face muttered a reply. get the hell out of here. we dont need any company, especially not from clown girl. harveys voice intervened once more.two-face took out his coin and flipped it. heads.

"fine. ill stay"

they ate in silence except for harleys occasional laugh at the carttons she was watching. harveys voice spoke she has a nice laugh. two-faace was getting uncomfortable.

"hey two-fers. i gotta question. how come your only friends with red? how come you and i aint friends?"

"you kidding me? you and I arent friends because the clown and I arent friends." harveys voice rose once more. she wants to be friends.

"well. i wanna be friends. A girl needs friends. besides at least with you, Its a two for one" harley began to laugh hysterically at her own joke. clowns.

it was kinda funny he guessed. harley and him spent the rest of the night talking and laughing. he even managed to watch some cartoons. harley was pretty funny when she wasnt being upstaged by her violent counter-part.

"anyway. Ive gotta get going. I gotta bust day tomorrow. "

harley was sad to see him go. he had his quirks, like when he talked to harvey but he was kinda fun.

"ok, ill walk you out."

harley reached for the doorknob at the same time the two-face did and their hands touched. they both pulled away awkwardly.

harvey raised his voice demanding to be heard. kiss her. kiss her. kiss her.

"you can open the door"

harley reached for the doorknob again and opened the door. but instead of walking out, two face leaned in closely to harley, giving her the chance to pull away. when she didnt back away, two-face touched his lips to hers. It was quick, barely a kiss. he then walked out of the door and left harley staring at the empty door.

I was quick. it wasnt even significant...then why couldnt harley stop thinking about it?