Superior Diaries
Dear Diary,
"Wait a minute, I'm a superior, not a girl!"
Xemnas crossed out the words 'Dear Diary'.
"There! Better!"
Today was a great day.
"Now, what should I write? Hmmm…."
Suddenly, before Xemnas could write anything, a rainbow unicorn burst into his office and ate his diary.
"Kingdom Hearts, dammit! You stupid unicorn! Why did you eat my diary?! Face my Wrath! Mwahahahaha!"
Then, Xemnas immediately opened the drawer underneath his table to take out his jar or chocolate chip cookies. He took out a few cookies and threw it at the unicorn.
The unicorn then magically made a TV appear out of nowhere, and the TV was showing the 'My Little Pony-Friendship is Magical' show.
The superior started to stare at the screen and drool, then he started to jump and sing, "I used to wonder what friendship could beeee…"
Just then, Roxas entered Xemnas' office. He started to report the mission status, "Superior, there is…." However, he was interrupted by Xemnas' singing. He opened his eyes and mouth wide and stared in shock, then exclaimed, "HOLY SHIT, SUPERIOR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Xemnas' reply came shortly after. "Oh hello, number XIII, I just understood what friendship meant. Come and join the friendship side….."
Roxas replied, "Never! You killed my- Er, on second thought, I gotta go clean the toilet. Err… I'll be back later! Bye!"
Roxas immediately slammed the door and left the room. He ran down the hallway and wondered what happened to the superior.