The Professional

Disclaimer: So, yeah I don't own Criminal Minds. That's CBS, and they won't trade me. **huffs** They're stingy.

Summary: Hotch has to pick Emily up from the police station after she's arrested.

A/N: I originally made this as a single story, but then wrote a sequel which both were laden with errors, so here they are corrected and posted as a two fic. Enjoy.

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"There are two kinds of truths. There are real truths, and there are made up truths." Marion Barry

Hotch sighed waiting for the brunette to be bailed out.

'What the hell did she even get arrested for?' Hotch thought to himself watching Emily slowly and angrily walk over to him.

"Ready?" Hotch asked the annoyed brunette who shot him a look.

"Yeah, let's get the hell out of here." Emily muttered, turning her glare at a detective.

Hotch was surprised by his brunette agent's unusual silence. She was never one known for being silent about anything.

"So" he asked, slowly "What did they'd lock you up for?"

"That idiot, Detective Howard" she hissed out the man's name like venom, "Arrested me for solicitation."

"What?" Hotch asked, shaking his head in disbelief. Clearly he had misheard, right?

"That moron, thought I was a hooker" Emily growled out, looking over at Hotch "Do I look like a hooker?"

Hotch sideways glanced over at her, the low cut red dress made him raise an eyebrow.

"Well?" Emily repeated, getting angrier by the minute.

"No" Hotch said rather quickly.

"Yeah thanks for the quick response" Emily said "You know this is JJ and Garcia's fault."

"How's this their fault?" Hotch asked.

"They told me to buy this dress" she pointed to her frame "And told me to meet at that hotel bar."

"Yeah, so how's that their fault?" Hotch asked again.

"How was I to know that, that place was grand station Hooker Zone?" Emily said exacerbated, causing him to chuckle at that.

"Don't laugh" Emily demanded, "It's not funny."

"I'm sorry, but I just can't wait until everyone sees your mug shot." Hotch said laughing.

Emily punched Hotch in the shoulder "You think this is funny?"

"No." Hotch said "Well yeah a little."

"That cop was flirting with me, and then had the nerve to proposition me!" Emily said.

"That's why the charges were dropped and there won't be this incident in your file." Hotch said.

"Like that makes this any better." Emily muttered.

"Well, if it makes you feel any better." Hotch said "I sent Kevin and Dave go pick up their ladies of the night."

"What?" Emily asked in confusion "You didn't bail them out?"

"I'm your fiancee not theirs." Hotch said "I only bailed you out."

"So there still in there?" Emily asked.

"Yep." Hotch said kissing Emily's cheek.

"Then I feel better." Emily said pulling Hotch into a kiss.

"Let's wait til we get home, wouldn't want you to get arrested again." Hotch joked.

"So not funny." Emily said getting into the SUV.

JJ and Garcia walk out of the police station together looking in the parking lot to see Dave and Kevin.

"Lucy, you got some 'splainin to do" Kevin told Garcia.

"Shut up." Garcia said while Dave laughed.

"You let us stay in there all night!" JJ said smacking Dave's arm.

"Well serves you right for walking into a hotel filled with hookers servicing johns." Dave said rubbing his arm.

"We didn't know that it was that kind of hotel." Garcia said.

"We barely walked in there when we were propositioned, then all hell broke loose and we were arrested." JJ said.

"We saw poor Emily being dragged away in handcuffs and..." Garcia said.

"And you both got slap happy with the cops trying to get to her." Dave said shaking his head.

"Come on, Ladies of the Night we'll take you home." Kevin said taking Garcia's hand.

"Don't say that out loud, or we'll all get arrested." JJ said following Dave to their car.

"Just hope none of our mugshots wind up being seen by anyone at the BAU." Garcia whispered to JJ.

"You can't arrest me, I'm a rock star." Sid Vicious

To Be Concluded...

The next one will be the guys turn...