Thank you.
And now my feature presentation.
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Chapter 1
In the library, where not much enforcement would except, The Kira or Light, for simple name, was at the dark and unlikely area section of the library where he stand away from any further attention. He suspect there might be some bugs or other surveillances on his house so he decided the library would be best to hide for now. Light was sitting there with his 'notebook' , reviewing all the criminals name on his writing. As he thinks quietly, he tries to commit his next move, until his cell phone rang.
He close up his notebook and quickly pick up the phone, without disturbing the silent peace in the library.
"Hello?"
Soon a huge shrink came in.
"LIGTH-KUN!!!"
The people started getting angry a Light as he went out side of the building and quickly respond to...his 'girlfriend'.
"Misa! How many times do I have tell you, not to scream at the cell phone"
"I'm sorry, its just that I miss you so much, I couldn't wait for another hour without you!"
Light sighed
"I miss you too..."
He said sarcastically.
"Light-kun can we talk about something important"
"Misa, it's too early to even talk about 'it'..."
"..I mean about Rem"
Light snapped.
'Danm..'
"...what about her?"
Misa hummed.
"Well, she acting kind of weird and whenever we're together, she always seems so...angry"
Light heart started to beat fast than it's normal rate.
"Do think..."
It beat faster.
"...that maybe..."
'Oh Shit'
Light thought
"...she's jealous at us?!"
Then it stop.
'WTF?!'
"Why do you think of that?"
"I mean it's undeniable proof Light, She jealous because we're dating and, well, I should know, it happens to girls all the time"
'Thank god..'
He gave himself a big relief.
"...Your know, I think your right!"
"But what should we do to help her, Light?"
"Don't worry Misa, I'll find her the 'perfect date', that way we can all continued as plan"
"Oh Light!!!!! Thank You!!!!"
She screamed.
"You welcome..."
As he hang up, he spoke out one thing.
'Double damn..."
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Light isn't really that much of an expert when come to pairing up a date. Especially when involves with a Death Goddess. He thought about it carefully.
Sure this will distract Rem from getting in the way and it may be the only opportunity for him to have his plan succeeded. But what Death God could even put up with this challenge?
"Light, where's my apples, I want my apples!"
Light turned and it shot him right there. He stared at Ryuk for a long moment with that evil smile.
"Why are you giving me that evil look..."
He said nervously.
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"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"
The Death God screamed.
"Just because I follow you around almost every you go, doesn't make me your pet!"
"Ryuk, you don't understand, it's just a plan I thought of so that Rem won't get in my way"
"I can Light, I just can't..."
"Why?"
"...because I'm...very shy when it comes to girl"
He blushed lightly.
"And besides, Rem is very tempted with me"
"I'll double your apples"
Ryuk widened in inserts.
"...what kind?"
He ask swiftly.
"It's all you can eats"
Ryuk shook for resistance, but quickly gave in.
"Fine"
Ryuk sighed.
"So when does it begin?"
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Author Note: Misa is very gullible when it comes to Light and Ryuk...well he's obsessed with apple.
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I'm done. Until the next chapter