She's A Fucking Dominatrix!
RockGod: MARK!
Scarfy: ROGER!
RockGod: Thank GOD you're online!
Scarfy: You know, we DO live in the same apartment. You COULD just come out of your bedroom for once and talk to me... you know, face-to-face.
RockGod: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.
Scarfy: You didn't.
RockGod: ...and that, too.
RockGod: So, you know that girl I've been seeing? Mimi?
Scarfy: The hot Latino chick?
RockGod: Paws off.
Scarfy: Chill. My relationships w/ your girls will never surpass wet dreams.
RockGod: O.o;
Scarfy: Anyway, what about her?
RockGod: SHE'S A FUCKING DOMINATRIX!
Scarfy: Whoa. Hot Latino babe just got hotter.
RockGod: and she's a stripper. like, for her job.
Scarfy: Would you get mad if she gave me a show?
RockGod: Let me remind you: WET DREAMS ONLY.
Scarfy: -cries-