Things That Annoy Raven
Raven is annoyed easily, we all know that. But what doesn't annoy her? You'd be surprised where she draws the line.
Robin walked into the room jabbing inanimate objects with his bo-staff.
Did this annoy Raven? Yep!
"Robin shut-up I'm trying to read and your punching noises aren't helping!"
"But Raven!" he groaned.
Raven was in the midst of a very good book, so she ignored him of course.
Robin figuring that her silence meant that he could continue pulled his staff back out.
"Take that you dirty couch!" Rob yelled.
"I just cleaned that couch, it isn't dirty!" Cy said eating a waffle.
"Cyborg, can you please get Robin to shut-up and tell him what an idiot he is?" Raven asked.
"Sure Rae, Robin shut-up you're an idiot."
"You're an idiot Cyborg!" Robin called back.
"I'm not the one whipping a stick around and beating the couch, am I?"
"You're just stupid!" Robin responded.
"Yeah, well at least I actually have friends!" Cyborg yelled.
"Yeah, well I have more friends!"
"Enough! You both don't have any friends, because you're losers!" Raven said slamming her book and leaving the room.
Cooking With Starfire
"Beast boy do you wish to do the cooking with me?" Star asked one fine morning in the Titan's tower.
"Um…can we cook something vegetarian?" Beast boy asked.
"Most certainly!" the princess replied.
"First we need a pot! Then we need a glothprok!" Star beamed.
"Glothprok?" BB asked.
Starfire ignored his question and got out a pot. Then she flew to the fridge and got out a glothprok.
"What is that?" BB wondered.
"It is a glothprok of course!"
The slimy creature was purple with green spots, and it resembled a giant worm as it wriggled around.
She threw the creature in the pot.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I said vegetarian not the Tamaran all you can eat meat special!" BB yelled.
"This is vegetarian, on my planet this creature only eats gorg berries," Star replied.
"So not what I meant!" Beast Boy said watching her cut the monster in half.
"I think I'm gonna be…" Right then and there the changeling tossed his cookies.
Friends Are Like Waffles
"Cyborg, why do you like waffles so much?" Robin asked his friend.
"Yes, I am most curious!" Star cheered.
BB and Rae just blinked as they watched the others.
"Well, because friends are like waffles."
"How are friends like waffles?" Raven asked.
"Because they're both awesome and always there for you," Cy replied stabbing his breakfast.
"I don't know whether to be flattered or offended," BB said.
"Well, that and they both taste good!" Cy called.
That's it! There is my randomness for the day! You know what I'd love? A co-writer, any of you want to have a little fun and write this thingy with me? Please PM me if you want to help! But please give me a chance to read some of your writing and see if you're good. Also you have to have written at least 1 Teen Titan story. (And I don't own Teen Titans) Review Please! Thanks!