Holby Awards
Just a little bit of fun...no pairings
Chapter 1: Intro
The doctors and nurses of AAU, Darwin and Keller had gathered in the bar for an award ceremony, if you could even call it that. It had been Maddy's idea, she wanted to have a laugh and had concocted the idea with Michael.
The week before, they had decided on categories, and had rounded up the votes. Even they didn't know the final results as the CEO had locked them in her office in sealed envelopes that could not be opened until the actual ceremony.
Everyone had chipped in to get the little trophies made, because they could all do with a little more fun in their life.
The Categories were:
Rear of the year female
Rear of the year male
Funny boy
Funny girl
Party animal
Party pooper
Male flirt
Female flirt
Hard Worker male
Hard worker female
Serial monogamist male
Serial monogamist female
Most popular registrar
Most popular consultant
Most popular nurse
Wild child
Scariest male
Scariest female
Most admirers male
Most admirers female
Craziest moment
Most loveable
Fave couple
Drinks in hand, everyone gathered round the bar as the music began to play.
'Presenting, this unique hosting pair, please welcome to the stage, Michael Spence and Maddy Young'
Everyone whooped for their friends. Michael and Maddy made their way onto the stage.
'Would the owner of a dark blue BMW please rush out to the car park, your car is about to be clamped,' said Maddy calmly into the microphone.
'DAMMIT!' yelled Michael, preparing to rush out the door.
Everyone laughed.
'Gotcha!' yelled Maddy.
'Really funny Madz, you almost had me there.'
'Because it wasn't in the script I'm holding, right?' replied Maddy sarcastically.
This was met by applause and laughing yet again.
'Right, so, everyone, do you know why we're here?' asked Michael.
'We're here to get hilariously drunk and take the mick out of people for the awards they win tonight?'
Everyone whooped.
'Yes, that and recognise achievements in our departments and reward them.'
'Jesus Christ, the Director of Surgery is back! All bow down to him, worship at the feet of the boss man!' mocked Maddy.
'Right, let's be moving on, shall we have the first category Maddy?'
'I do indeed think we should,' said Maddy. 'What one is it again, I forgot?'
Michael slapped his forehead in mock frustration.
'It's in the script!!!!'
She looked.
'Oh yeah, this should bring a few laughs!'