Well I'm writing a new chapter story! It will have multiple one-shots about some of the characters of Soul Eater getting drunk! I plan on expanding this to other anime and manga as well. For Soul Eater, I plan on doing Maka, Soul, Black Star, Tsubaki, Liz, Patty, and Kid. I might add other characters but not yet. Well, I guess that's about it. I hope you enjoy the little stories on drunken Soul Eater characters.

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater! I wish I did but I do not have enough money to do so. If I did though, I would make Soul and Maka get together! They are definitely couple material! I would also have a magical unicorn that Excalibur would ride!
Excalibur: FOOL!

Italics-Soul's thoughts
Bold Italics-Black blood demon dude thing's thoughts

Drunk – Maka

Maka stumbled into the house barely catching herself as she tripped on her own feet.

"Soooouul *hic*I'm home! *hic*"

"Yo." He called from on the couch.

Maka slowly made her way to the couch. Unable to stay standing she fell right onto Soul as he sat on the couch and watched TV.

"Oi! Get off, would ya?"

"But your soooooo comfy!*hic*"

"What's wrong with you Maka?"

"…"

Maka suddenly shot up from her position on the coach/Soul. Shocked, Soul fell backwards resulting in her coming down with him.

"Whaa?" Soul said.

That was when he could actually get a good look at her.

Her hair was a mess. Her eyes looked hazy and unfocused. Her clothes were wrinkled and rumpled. Her once new shoes were a mess with one totally gone. Yepp, there was something wrong with her alright.

"Maka, what have you been doing?" he asked.

"Ehh? I was at the bar with the girls when suddenly a monkey crashed through the ceiling! He was about to kidnap Tsubaki when a unicorn charged through the door and cut him to pieces with his chainsaw! Then the unicorn burst into flames! All of a sudden, a giant sword falls down from the sky and it starts to talk to me! Then it challenged me to a drinking contest! But, he lost the contest because a rainbow crashed through the ceiling and split him in half!" she rambled on as she made hand motions.

"Maka, how many drinks have you had?"

She started to mumble to herself as she counted on her fingers. She held up ten fingers and said, "I can't count high enough!"

Yepp, Soul thought, she's totally drunk.

Soul picked up Maka and started to drag her to her room.

"Where are we going mister?"

"I'm not mister, I'm Soul."

"But you don't look like a soul!"

"I'm not a soul, my name is Soul."

"But how can your name be Soul if you aren't a soul?"

"Would you just put on your pajamas?"

"Okeydokey mister!"

He ran his hand through his hair as he let out a sigh. When he got Maka into her room, he closed the door and waited outside for her to finish.

~~~10 Minutes Later~~~

Man, what's taking her so long?

"Maka, are you done yet?"

"Mister Soul, I need some help! My shirt is stuck on my head!"

Man, can she do anything without my help? Well she did manage to get back to our apartment.

"Maka, I'm coming in."

"Okayyy!"

Soul reached out his hand and opened the door that led to Maka's bedroom. What he saw caused a blush to crawl up his face.

There was Maka with no skirt on and a shirt stuck on her head. She was wiggling her body with her arms also stuck to her head because of the shirt. The underwear she was wearing could barely be called underwear. It looked more like strips of lace and fabric.

They are probably from Blair.

To avoid getting a nosebleed, he quickly made his way to her side and began to pull the shirt off of her head.

It slid right off and he quickly made his way out of the room.

Oi, how many drinks did she really have?

He ended up walking into his bedroom while he was thinking to himself.

Well, I guess I should just get dressed into my pajamas too.

He stripped off his clothes and threw on some sweats and a loose black t-shirt.

After exiting his room, he decided that he should make Maka some tea to calm her down.

He made his way to the kitchen and began to boil water with their red teapot. Soul also brought down two mugs; one for him and one for Maka.

He was pouring the water into his mug when he heard Naka coming down the hall.

Without turning around he said, "I made you some tea."

"Thanks mister Soul!"

He turned around and yet another blush crawled up his face.

There stood Maka, in a short, red see-threw nightgown. It barely reached past her bottom and you could clearly see her matching red, lacy underwear she wore underneath. The nightgown had black lace running along the ends. It also had a black, lace heart on her right breast.

"Maka! What are you wearing?"

"I found it in the back of my pajama drawer! It just looked sooo comfy!"

"Where did you even get that?"

"Blair-chan I think."

Of course she got it from the cat!

"So, do you like it Soul-kun?"

"Ehh? Soul-kun? Since when do you call me that?"

"Since now!"

"Just drink your tea."

Maka took the cup and started to blow on it to cool it off. Soul also blew on his as he began to drink it.

~~~5 Minutes Later~~~

The two distributed the empty cups to the sink and headed into the living room. Although, Maka was still walking very wobbly as she tried to stay standing.

They reached the couch and Soul turned on the TV. He just flipped through the channels as Maka stared at him.

When he finally noticed, she pounced on him.

Maka flung herself at Soul as she wrapped her arms around his body. However, this caused her nightgown to ride up her body where her panties were clearly showing.

Soul could feel the blood rush to his head as he tried to stop the nosebleed. He succeeded but ended up with his face as red as a fire truck!

"W-What are you doing?"

"You looked so comfy!"

Maka made herself comfy as Soul sat there stiff as a board.

"M-Maka? Do you mind getting off of me?"

"No thanks! You're like a GIANT pillow! And you're really warm!"

Soul tried to at least move himself to get a little comfier. However this caused Maka to wrap her long legs around his waist and hug him even tighter than before.

"You're gonna make me fall silly!"

His face turned a crimson red that rivaled his eyes.

What am I supposed to do now?

Do something boy! Don't just sit there like an idiot, idiot! Why don't you pick her up and take her to her room, or you can just sleep here with her on top of you. I bet you would love for that to happen, hmm.

Get out of my thoughts demon! They are supposed to be private.

It's not my fault that I have to hear, see, and feel everything that you feel, boy.

Whatever.

However, Soul ended up taking the demon's advice. He scooped Maka up and began to walk towards her room.

"Where are we going Soul-kun? Are we gonna have some fun?"

"You are going to bed."

"But I'm not tired! I wanna spend more time with Soul!"

"Too bad."

"Wahhhh!"

"Maka, you aren't a baby."

"Wahhhh!"

"Whatever."

He finally reached her room and proceeded to drop her onto her bed. However, she wouldn't let go.

"Maka, let go."

"No, don't leave me!"

"Maka, I'm in the room next door."

"Don't leave me!"

"But I need to sleep."

"Sleep with me!"

This caused a debate to go on in Soul's head. He didn't want to sleep with her when she was like this but he really needed the sleep. They had a kichin egg hunt mission tomorrow.

"Okay."

He slipped into her bed when Maka finally let him go.

He made sure to turn his body so he was facing away from her, he even moved as close to the edge as he could.

This did not stop Maka.

She wrapped her arms around his body and tangled her legs with his. Her face was snuggled into his back between his shoulder blades.

Soul just sighed and turned around so he could at least see her. Maka did the same thing as before but this time her head was snuggled into his chest.

Soul ended up falling asleep with his arms around her body and his face buried into her hair.

Together, they fell asleep peacefully.

The next morning was a different story involving an embarrassed Maka, a few Maka Chops, and a very smug looking Soul. He really seemed to enjoy the whole thing.

Well, how was it? I tried SO hard! Eheheh not really. I spent like a few hours on it. I'm a really slow typer! So, how was it? Any improvements I could make for my next story. By the way, the next one I'm gonna do is Soul. Any ideas on how Soul should act?

Soul: You definitely have to make me look cool.

Me: Haha, not a chance foo!

Maka: Why on Earth did you make me act this way?

Soul: Heh, I kinda liked it.

Maka: Makaaaaa CHOP!

Me: Hahahahahaha! Sucker!

Maka: You're next!

Me: If you try anything, my next story will be much worse!

Maka: Ehhh?

Me: Mwhahaha! The power of the threat!

Well, any comments, reviews, suggestions, pointers, and blah blah blah are appreciated! I would always like to make my stories better!

Well, R&R Please!

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