Suddenly Edward bit Bella and she became a vampire!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY X100000!!!! Then the new vampire, Bella accidently bit Samuel and Jordan. They tasted like crud. Bella and Edward ran away to get away from the terrible taste/smell. Bella said "Edward, they deserve punishment. Let's go get married."
"Okay. You rock homie."
Alice was happy and Emmet was happy and Jaspy was haspy and Rosiepoo was overjoyed cuz she had a pet turtle. Plus she had a kid named Toadie. And Jacob got married to the turtle named Caroline the T-dizzle. Carlisle was now a "docta" at the "docta's office" it was a totally groovy place from totally groovy peeps. Esme was soooooooooo like toooooootally into soooooooap. Charlie got married to Jessica's mom, who by the way, was divorced to Jessica's dad. Then Renee and Phil had quintuplets who were all girls, whose names were Holly, Dolly, Molly, Jolly, and Sue. Bella immediately disowned her 6 new sisters because they were actually turtles. Edward smacked Tanya in the face and Tanya sued him for 2 cents.
The Dum-Dum End