Smash Bros. #1
It's a week before Christmas. It's decorating time in the Smash Bros. headquarters. Ganondorf is in charge of the mail, and Bowser the lights.
Ganondorf does not like having to do the mail; he'd rather be inside where it's dry and warm like the Gerudo desert. Outside it's cold and snowy.
He trudges moodily towards the Mail Center.
"Why do I have to do the mail?" He mutters, and begins to sort the mail into cubbies.
Bowser walks by with several strand of Christmas lights, smirks, and says, "Ha, ha. You got the mail. I get to do the lights." Ganondorf sighs angrily, and begins sorting again.
Suddenly, a package appears.
"Hey, a package!" Ganondorf says, his bad mood gone. "I wonder who it's for?"
He looks at the label: "To Ganondorf"
"It's for me?" He asks himself, happily. "SWEEEEEEEEET!!!! I never get presents!"
He tears the package apart. Inside, there's a pie. "It's a PIE!!" Ganondorf half-shouted, extremely happy he actually got something for Christmas.
Then, a catapulting device under the pie activates and flings the pie right into Ganondorf's face. "BUT IT'S TOO EARLY FOR APRIL FOOLS!!!!!" He shouts; his previous bad mood now ten times worse.
Bowser, done with the lights, walks by Ganondorf again. A huge grin spread across his face. "Ha, ha, you got a pie in your face! I just got done with the lights."
Ganondorf sighed angrily, once again, and got back to sorting the mail. He didn't get anymore presents…