Diclaimer: Yup I own Hp, sees lawyers with big guns headed her way, hangs head, fine I don't.

An: incase you can't tell I was going through chocolate withdrawl so to take my mind off of chocolate I wrote about chocolate. thinks about it Wait a minuet that doesn't make sense.

The Chocolate Cycle of Doom

"Just let me ex-"

"NO!" she slammed the door in James' face.

"C'mon I brought chocolate."

The door jerked open and a very cross Lily glared at him. "You brought chocolate! Chocolate! You are such an idiot!"

"What I thought you liked chocolate. Don't girls love chocolate?"

"That's besides the point. You can't just thrust chocolate at a girl and expect it to make things all better!"

" But I thought that was what girls always say, chocolate makes everything better." he said thrusting a box of chocolates at her."

"You wouldn't understand."

"Try me."

She shoved the box back at him. "Chocolate is a time honored tradition, you cant just eat it on a whim. You have to understand the bitter sweet relationship between chocolate and women."

"Oh God." she glared daggers at him.

"You wanted to know. You see chocolate can make any women happy at almost any given time. Its one of the best stress relievers known to man, (besides Ben and Jerry's), but the bitter truth is if not taken sparingly it can lead to vicious cycle of doom. Eating chocolate relieves stress but eating too much makes you fat. Which makes you even more stressed out, then when you eat chocolate to relieve that stress you get even fatter, and then you're stuck forever in the chocolate cycle of doom."

"I get it, I get it just eat the damn chocolate."

"I blame you for this you know."

"I think I can forgive myself."

"So when I'm ugly and fat know it's because of you."

"Yes, I know, just eat it." he rolled his eyes and handed her a piece.

She grabbed it from him and took a bite her eyes informing him that he should be dead by now. "I hate you. I could never ever liked you, I don't see how anyone can think I'd ever in a millions years like you."

"Finally we agree on something."

He shoved her against the door, and took greedily from her mouth. All the pent up emotions and unacknowledged want coming out in this one kiss

"You kissed me!" she screamed accusingly when he allowed her to have her lips back.

"Anything to shut you up."

a/n: hope you liked it and please review. Or flame really I just want some feedback.