(an: Ok, the following thing is twisted. I just hope you enjoy it. disclamer: Own all the OCs. IZ chars and Nny belonged to JV.)

Deadly's fic.

Once upon a time, there's was an alien girl named Deadly. She likes to kill people. A lot. Anyways, she had a crush on a really hot alien named Zim. He tries to distroy earth and stuff. Deadly didn't cared.

She also had a crush on a hot guy named Johnny (or Nny, his hottie nickname). Like Deadly, he kills people a lot, only to keep some wall monster in his wall. Deadly didn't cared about that either.

But there was some really mean jerks knowed as the so called all mighty tallest. They think they are better then everyone else becasue they are FREAKIN' TALLER THEN EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zim looks up to them, but they made fun of him behind his back.

Only Deadly knows the truth. She plans to get revenge on the tallest. She disgused herself as an Irkan so she sneak in there. Then, she made an alience with The Restiy.

But, since all of them are idiots, they though she really was an Irkan. So, they killed her. But Deadly came back from the dead due to some random power in her DNA. She then killed off the little tratiors.

The next day, once she killed off the entire flying party, she then killed off the tallest. Blood stained the ship.

Deadly then colected the blood, then go to earth to killed off a freakin' annoying big headed boy that goes by the name of Dib.

She never like him. He was such an annoying insane jerk that he disgust Deadly.

Deadly disguised herself as a human so she blend in with the planet.

Before she went to the jerk's house, she went to 777, the place where one of the hotties in the damn universe lives.

She then made an alience with Nny, then they went to the annoying jerk's house.

She disguised herself as a really cute human worm baby.

After a few hours of spending time inside the worst place on this pathic planet, she relised where the jerk got his annoyingance from; his real science obsessed insane dad that goes by the name of Pros. Melbrance.

That night she and Nny looked for some poisionious potion that can kill off anyone when a singal drop. Instead they found his wife's corspe, covered in blood.

They gasped, then relized that Pros. Melbrance killed off his wife a few weeks after Gaz's birth. He tried to killed them off due to us knowing it. Then, both Deadly and Nny killed him.

Deadly and Nny went in Zim's base.

Deadly then made a deal with the hot irkan that if she killed off that annoying big headed boy if he became her boyfriend.

He was hesitant, but agreed to it.

Then Deadly killed off the big headed boy. Then both Nny and Deadly killed off remaining human life. Then Deadly got two husbands.

The aurtor and readers looked at Deadly's fic blankly.

"..."

"O...k, you got issues," The aurthor commented.

"I was born that way," Deadly said.

"Don't you think that the fan girls'll get ticked off of what you wrote?" She asked.

Deadly death glaired the aurthor.

"If any flamers and fangirls tried to get me..."

She got a bunch of daggers, guns, gradee's, her giant dagger knife and other weponds that make anyone bleed.

"They'll don't know what hit them," Deadly sneered.

The readers looked at her, blankly.

"And now if you excuss me," Deadly said, "I'm going to go do something that doesn't have to do with kidnapping Nny and Zim and killed off anyone due to unknow hatered."

She then left the place.

The readers back away slowly.

(an: Ok, no flames. Deadly isn't nice to those who flame. I'm done now.)