Adventures of Bob the Builder and the Gang

by BoxOfMudkips

We all know Bob the Builder was pretty messed up. Well this is the adventures of him and shiz nitz. This is only rated M because he says the F word in chapter 2 and possibly others

1. The begining of the story, the end Rolly

Disclaimer: I do not own Bob the Builder and all that stuff

Bob the builder was a normal dude. If you consider normal a total freak that has talking gay machines and has the gayest theme song in the history of ever! Then yes Bob the Builder is like a normal person. Ok then lets get to our story.

It all started when Bob was little he had just gotten a hammer from his dad for his 10th birthday. He decided, hey I'll hit myself in the head with this hammer. And this is how this messed up man came to be with his machines.

Bob the Builder, can we fix it?

(Plays the rest of the Bob the Builder theme song)

"Okay gang lets get ready to build some stuff", Bob said very excitedly.

"Go to hell," Rolly said," We don't wanna hear any of this crap no more, it's pointless to build something that people are just gonna blow up cause they hate you!"

Bob was no too happy about that. "Okay to the junk yard with you ass cracker!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"

That was the end of Rolly.

Ok I know this sucked and it was really stupid but oh well!