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Draco's POV

"Blaise, SHUT UP" My head was sore, and throbbing from one of the Merlin's worst joke ever of a hangover from the party last night held in the Slytherin common room.

"Sorry mate, its just that Pansy was a good and loud fuck." Blaise grinned wide.

"Blaise, I took that whore's virginity, I know just how loud she can be." I propped my head up with my left hand, "And for the record, she screamed louder when she was with me." I smirked back at my best mate.

"Oy, but a good piece of ass when you can't exactly see straight though am I right?" Blaise chuckled again and playfully shoved Draco.

"Blaise, please shut up."

"Fine, fine"

"MORNING BOYS" Speak of the loud sex princess of slytherin and mad woman to stick a metaphoric broom into my already splintering headache. Pansy Parkinson sits in Blaise's lap and plants the world's sloppiest and longest kiss on his lips for which Blaise responds by grabbing her arse under her skirt. I roll my eyes at both of them, "Alright love birds, I'm off. Back to my own secluded common room of quiet solitude where I don't need to spray my eyes with holy water every third second."

"Byyyye Draco." Pansy purred at my back. I shivered, knowing exactly what she wants and knowing that I will never ever go near that whore's cunt ever ever again. Not after who she's been with and how she spends her free time.

I climb the steps to the Head Boy and Girl's quarters and whisper the password to a young lady in a milk maid's dress and a pasture in her background. "Milkduds" Hermione had thought of the password since no one would guess a muggle candy, and I thought it was clever enough and simply went along with it. The portrait swung inward and I climbed into the Head's common room. I sprawl out on the green couch and close my eyes.

I must've dozed off for a few hours because when I awaken Hermione is in the common room, with her muggle contraption of a "laptop" click clacking away at a 'keyboard'.

"Hey Granger."

"Hello, you've been asleep since I got here, so I thought it was best not to bother you."

"Thanks"

I get up off the couch, arrange the throw pillows on either side of it and climb the stairs to my room. I grab my showering items and walk into the shared community space I have with the Gryffindor princess. I hate to admit it, but this girl is at least clean and doesn't take up the entire bathroom space. I flick my wand and turn on the pipes I stand under the cooling drizzle of rain in my full robes and uniform just enjoying the feeling of water hitting my face.

"DRACO" I hear a screech. I turn my head to see Granger standing there with her eyebrows scrunched and her arms crossed across her chest. "YOURE SHOWERING WITH YOUR ROBES ON AND THE WATER IS SINKING INTO THE HALL"

I turn to her, shrug my shoulders and smirk. "You want me to undress and close the door?"

"I would prefer it." She spat.

"Your wish is my command." I begin to strip out of my robes, fully aware that she is watching me, I get down to my underwear and turn to her smirking.

"DRACO"

'What? Like what you see?"

"You're such a piece of work Draco Malfoy" And she stormed off. I let my chuckles hit her in the back as she walks into her room that adjoins the bathroom. I continue my shower and then clean up the bathroom, leaving it perfect for the princess.

I walk into my room with the towel riding low on my hips and shake out my sopping wet hair. I go to put on boxers and some socks. Once I have them on, I decide to crawl into my bed and sleep for the rest of whatever day it is.