Binas: Yes, ANOTHER nude race. this time it's a certain someone witnessing one. Hope you guys have plenty of supplies to clean up bodily fluids cause I think a few of you may have a nosebleed! BOOK TWO IN THE NUDE RACE SAGA!

Oh there are a few hidden puns. Can you find them all? HINT: Somethings are misspelled for that reason.

Once more this had to be done.

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Inuyasha was walking down the street when he saw something that made him go wide eyed and back away in disturbance.

There in front of him were a crowd of NAKED HUMANS. He revolted a bit when he saw a naked OLD LADY.

What the heck is going on here?!", Inuyasha asked.

Some people pointed to a sign that read proudly 'The Tenth Anual Olympic Nude Race! Please be in your best birthday suit!'. Inuyasha sweat dropped at the words.

"Who would want to race in something so stupid?! You guys are crazy! Who's bright idea was it to have a race that shows everyone your-", Inuyasha started just to be pulled into an alley.

"SIT BOY!"

Inuyasha fell to the ground. Kagome was standing above him.

"What did I tell you about your colorful vulgar language?", Kagome asked.

"Why would I care?! The idea of a race centered around you being naked is completely stupid!", Inuyasha shouted, "Besides are you part of this? If you are I am taking you back right now!"

"I am only here to watch it. You don't have to be in it.", Kagome said, "It's actually kind of funny to see some of the racers run in their birthday suits."

"What's a birthday suit?", Inuyasha asked.

Kagome whispered what it was, making Inuyasha's ears flatten against his head and his eye brow twitch.

"You humans have a really sick and messed up sense of humor.", Inuyasha remarked.

"AND GO!"

The naked racers were off. A few severely out of shape people fell to the ground in the beginning, causing majority of the crowd to laugh. Inuyasha was still disturbed on how these races went.

"I am glad Miroku is not here.", Inuyasha said finally when he saw a few naked teenage girls race by.

"Agreed. He would be running out on to the track to grope every naked female he could.", Kagome said.

"I didn't need that picture Kagome!", Inuyasha said in revolt, "Do you have any Mind Rags to get rid of that horrible picture?!"

"Sorry no.", Kagome said.

"And the winner is Windy Streaker!"

Windy Streaker danced around in happiness. Her dance disturbed the poor dog demon.

"I want to go back now...", Inuyasha said in full revolt.