Ok time for yet another story, this one like the title says is holiday greetings, it's a collection of stories that have to do with different holidays. I know it's a bit early for X-Mas still but that's what the first one is, it's the outsiders 12 days of X-Mas. The song thing has been done before by PurpleSailorSaturn7. But since it hasn't been continued for a while I wanted to try a few of my own. So the idea belongs to her, but hey, there are lots of stories that are the same on here, look how many time travel stories there are. Anyway on with the story.



*We see a screen with 7 figures lined up against it, Lights come onto the first one and we see that it's Ponyboy. Lights come up on each person as they speak *

Pony: On the first day of Christmas my good friends gave to me. A sunset out past the trees.

Steve: How could we give you a sunset? You can't give someone a sunset.

Pony: Just shut up and sing your part. (Steve sighs)

Steve: On the second day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, two brand new blades,

Pony: And a sunset out past the trees.

Darry: On the third day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, three days without arguing.

Steve: Two brand new blades.

Pony: and a sunset out past the trees.

Steve: I told you we never gave you a damn sunset.

Pony: just shut up and leave me alone Steve.

Darry: Well there goes the no arguing thing.

Soda: Hey Pony I have one just trade places with me

Pony: Thanks Soda I didn't want to stand by Steve anyway (Pony and Soda switch places and continue the song)

Pony: On the forth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me. Four new books,

Darry: three days without arguing.

Steve: two brand new blades.

Soda: and a restraining order against Sandy.

Steve: Not that's much better, that you can actually use unlike a stupid sunset. (Pony sticks his tongue out at Steve.)

Steve: Watch it boy or I'll cut that tongue off. (Pony gulps while Soda hits Steve over the head with the rolled up restraining order)

Two-Bit: On the fifth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, five packs of beer.

Pony: four brand new books

Darry: why cant you guys just get along?

Steve: hey that's my new blade (Reaches for the blade that Soda took away)

Soda: Let go of my restraining order (Plays tug-o-war with Steve over the Christmas presents.)

Johnny: On the sixth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, six members of a family

Two-Bit: Five packs of beer

Pony: (Doesn't respond because he has his nose in one of the books.)

Darry: Stop arguing before I crack your skulls together

Steve: but he took my blade

Soda: you threaten my brother again and Sandy wont be the only one with a restraining order again them

Steve: Oh now who's threatening?

Dallas: You know were here for you Johnnycakes.

Johnny: thanks Dally

Dallas: On the seventh day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, seven months probation.

Johnny: six members of a family

Two-Bit: Five packs of beer

Pony: Huh? (Looks around confused)

Darry: It was so quiet those three days.

Steve: HA got my blade back (Runs off screen)

Soda: Yea and I got my restraining order back (Jumps up and down happily)

Sandy: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Soda: Wait Sandy what are you doing here?

Sandy: I came to find out what my only love gave me for Christmas (Everyone rolls their eyes)

Soda: Sandy you cant come anywhere near me I have a restraining order.

Sandy: You know you don't want to do that to me

Soda: Wanna bet? HELP!!! (Cops come on screen and drag Sandy away screaming)

Tim: What day are you guys on?

Dallas: Tim where the hell did you come from?

Tim: Well I got bored and wandered over here

Dallas: Oh, Well I don't know what day we're on, I think were running out of presents.

Tim: Well how about I tell what I got?

Soda: Tim we don't want to know what you got (Tim frowns)

Dallas: Soda be nice, Tim what did you get?

Tim: On the ninth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, nine hookers off the street

Dallas: Damn I shouldn't have asked.

Two-Bit: But what happened to eight?

Soda: Eight cops to haul away Sandy

Two-Bit: Yea that works

Dallas: Hey Tim I got seven months of probation

Johnny: I've always wanted a real family

Two-Bit: hey keep away from my beer (Chases after Steve who's taken one of his beers)

Pony: This is a great book

Darry: (Buries face in his hands sobbing quietly)

Steve: HELP!!!!!!!!!!

Soda: Hey Steve need a restraining order against Two-Bit?

Dallas: On the tenth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, ten parties at bucks

Tim: nine dirty sluts

Soda: eight cops to take that bitch away

Dallas: seven months probation

Johnny: Ok so they are a bit odd, they're still family

Two-Bit: now he's drinking my beer!

Pony: Wow, I never knew that (Still reading a book)

Darry: Why me?!?!

Steve: (Throws empty beer can at Two-Bit)

Soda: (Watches everyone in amusement)

Steve: (Still running) On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, eleven rumbles in the park

Dallas: ten parties at Bucks

Tim: Damn those women were fine

Soda: Tim we don't want to know any more

Dallas: They said I might get a month or so off for good behavior.

Johnny: That will never happen

Two-Bit: (Sits guarding his beer)

Pony: (Asleep in front of his book)

Darry: Why cant I have normal friends?

Steve: Oh you know you wouldn't trade us for anyone Dar.

Soda: Hey look they're putting Sandy in the back of a cop car

Darry: On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friends gave to me, twelve days of madness

Steve: We beat those Socs each time

Dallas: Buck needs to stop playing Hank Williams at his parties of I'm gonna stop going.

Tim: No you wont, you say that every time but you still go.

Soda: Bye Sandy (Grins as they drive away with Sandy screaming in the back seat)

Dallas: I'll see you guys later I have to go talk to the probation officer

Johnny: Bye Dally

Two-Bit: Its MY beer

Pony: (Wakes up with drool on his new book) Awwwww man

Darry: I think I'm gonna move FAR away

Steve: Hey at least I got my blades back

Soda: (Dances around happily) Ding-dong the bitch is gone

*The screen goes blank leaving just the sounds of people arguing*





Well what did ya think?? I think it could have been better but this took me about an hour to finish because I had to keep thinking of 12 different things, Anyway I got inspiration from the 12 redneck days of Christmas and the 12 pains of Christmas., please review and all flames will be used to toast marshmallows.