AN: So this is a short little fic based on a tumblr text post I came across on RemusbloodyLupin 's instagram. I've changed it and put it into context so I hope you enjoy it!
Warning: I don't think they're is anything to warn against
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters in this fic.
Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger were sat in the empty transfiguration classroom practising turning mice into rocks. Or thats what they had been doing until about five minutes ago when an irate Harry Potter stormed into the room and began ranting about one Dolores Umbridge and the dentention he had just left.
"I swear she is wort then fraking Voldemort!"
"Don't say the name!" Hissed Ron Weasley flinching away from Harry as though he had just threatened to Avada Kedavra him. Hermione rolled her eyes but un ease was etched into her face.
"Oh for Merlins sake" cried Harry. " You really think he cares what I call him!?"
"I could call him You Know Who, I could call him Voldemort." Continued Harry
" I could call him Fart Master Von Dinggleberry, either way he going to try and kill me."
There was silence.
"Potter, Granger, Weasley! What are you doing out of bed? Curfew was 10 minutes ago." Snapped Mcgonagall entering the room. "10 points from Gryffindor!"
The trio instantly jumped to their feet fleeing the room.
"Potter!" Called Mcgonagoll. Harry looked back
"50 points to gryfindor. Fart Master Von digleberry. Brilliant." Harry left the room hurrying down the corriddor he could swear he heard hysterical laughing following him back to the common room.