I despise myself so much right now. I own nothing and I hope you enjoy. Good day and God bless.
Okita Souji always bought the games, animes and movies he had cameos in. It was a sort of hobby in a way.
The newest thing he added to his collection was a mobile game but before he did so, he was going to play and play till he found himself.
That was exactly what he did every morning for the past week.
"Okita!"
Souji, one of the youngest members of the Shinsengumi, lifted his head from his phone, where he was playing the very popular Fate Grand Order, to look to Kondou with a slight smile.
"Hey Kondou." He said softly, "How's everything been treating you?"
The kind leader looked down to see what Souji was playing and the bore a serious look.
"Listen," Kondou said, speaking in as quiet a voice possible, "I didn't want to say this in front of the others, but…. that game makes your character look like a girl!"
Souji just stared at him with oblivious eyes and Kondou stared back.
That was, of course, until Souji began to smile from ear to ear.
"Is she a pretty girl?"
And almost as though someone flipped a switch, Kondou paled as white as a sheets and began to sputter uncontrollably.
He, a happily married man, was not entirely sure how to tell Souji that he personally thought she was ugly without hurting his feelings so he chose to lie.
"Oh- um- well- um," He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly, "S-S-She's beautiful- um-"
A sudden intense death glare made him shudder. If he hadn't already been very familiar with it, he would have thought one one had dropped acid on his shoulder.
Her turned to see Hijikata glaring holes into his back for whatever reason.
Kondou was about to say something when he heard Souji's maniacal and melodic laughter fill the air as he made his way to his room, looking far far far FAR too pleased with what just happened.