A/N: We are in drama and its boring
Once upon a time there was a man. This man was a very big man, with looooong legs. Many thought this man was an idiot, but he was not…. Not really…
His name was Boromir, and this is his story.
Boromir was born in 2978 to Denethor II, Steward of Gondor, and Finduilas, formerly of Dol Amroth. He was a troubled child. His mother died when he was approximately 7, and his father was an evil egotistical bastard who spent all his time locked in a castle. Asd a result, Boromir was forced to find his own way of amusing himself, and this is where our story starts….
It was a sunny day and Boromir was skipping merrily through the woods. He stopped to look at a flower and suddenly saw a butterfly. He decided to chase this butterfly because it was very pretty and he wanted it. Mmmmm… butterfly… he thought.
Suddenly there was a shout of "Bommy!" and his three-year-old brother Faramir came running up to him.He stopped and waited for his brother to catch up to him. Faramir finally arrived, puffing slightly, his eyes full fo tears.
"Bommy, daddy is being mean and he said I was stupid and I'm not!" he wailed.
Boromir hugged his younger brother.
"Don't worry, Faramir. We'll find our own fun. We have suffered in this crappy house long enough. It's time….FOR A NEW ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To be continued…………