Jason grace had a problem.
All of his socks were garbage.
It started when Jason signed up for the gym. Porphyrion had been taken care of but you never know what other kinds of beasties may be lurking about. Jason decided he needed to stay in shape. But his exercise playlist (consisting of only 2 songs: Same Love by Macklemore and Lose Yourself by Eminem) just got him way too pumped up; he would always wind up over exercising and wearing his socks away.
They were now all covered in holes and his feet covered in blisters. Jason considered deleting the guilty music from his iPod but when it came down to it, he just couldn't bring himself to. How would he ever get excited to exercise without those two songs playing? No. The solution was to just buy better socks.
Jason strolled over to Sock Store and made his way through the shelves of socks, but nothing really stuck out. By the time he got to the last shelf he was just about to give up and resort to just not wearing socks when he exercised but then he saw them, shining bright like the sun: Shin Length Nike Socks.
Jason hurried over and picked up the package. They were so beautiful and blue. He stuck a finger into the packaging and gently stroked it. Jason was taken back to the moment, right after they had defeated a monster and he and Piper had embraced and he had run his hand through her amazing hair. But these socks... Why they were even softer than Piper's hair! Jason stuck another finger into the packaging and gently massaged the folds of the sock, careful not to snag the fabric on his finger nails. He put in another and another and then his whole fist! He thrusted his knuckles into the packaging and although it took up quite a bit of space, the tightness was worth it! He had never felt anything so pleasant in his life! He simply had to take these socks home!
He returned to the Argo II with 4 packages of socks. The store offered 5 colors but Jason couldn't buy the pink because no homo. He tore one open and was delighted to see it contained the yellow socks. He grinned and pecked it gently. Oh god! The feel of the socks on his lips! This was perfect! It was so soft and smooth! Piper had soft lips, but they would never compare to the silky smoothness of these amazing socks!
He shoved the whole sock in his mouth. It tasted so good! Like it had just come out of the wash. He put the rest of the yellow socks in his mouth. He gently sucked on them while looking like a chipmunk.
Next he opened the package of red socks. They looked so hot. Jason tore off his muscle shirt and rubbed them all over his chest! He'd never felt better. Pipers fingers were nothing, NOTHING compared to this! He used a sock on each nipple and it was a good thing his mouth was so full or else everyone else on board would have heard him groaning.
It was strange. Jason had spent so much time with his elaborate sexual fantasies, but for some reason, it had never occurred to him that socks could be so... alluring.
He opened up the package of green socks and placed one over each hand. He quickly stroked his disco stick until it was standing at full attention and his socks were so soaked that they were weighing down his arms.
He picked up the last package to unveil the blue ones. He rolled one up and put it up his butt. Oh that was amazing. He added more and more, hitting his prostate every time!
After he climaxed for the 6th time in a row, Jason considered taking the sock out of his bum and putting it in the wash. But how could he possibly go on knowing what he'd be missing. Once he truly understood the feeling of fabric against his walls, caressing them with that gentle feel of stitching, there was no going back. He stood up, pulled his pants back up and walked out of his cabin, determined to fight Gaea with his trusty sock buddy very close. And Jason had never had more fun fighting a monster.