Disclaimer: If I owned IY, do you honestly think I'd be writing stuff about IY and posting it here? Nope, don't think so. Stupid lawyers. Paranoid, I swear. Now, where's my tinfoil hat?
Also, in case you were wondering, and if you're that stupid, I don't own Green Day or their song 'She's A Rebel'. Sorreh.

A/N: Well. I wrote this because I was bored. And it was kind of funny. And yeah. So, here it is. Enjoy!

Oh, BIG thanks to LordCheesy and Miesho, meh good friends of Five, for helping me write this during said period of boredom. You rock.

EDIT #1: Fixed a few typos. Also, you should note that 'pervertedation' is a word I created to fit this thing. Call it artistic license. If you've got a problem with that, well... Too bad.


He's a Monk

He's a monk
He's a pervert
Ladies man
Of the InuYasha universe

He's a monk
Vigilante
Teenage Blackhole on the brink
Of destruction

From Kyoto to Tokyo
He's the one that they
Call 'Oy, Houshi-sama'

He's a symbol
Of Buddhism
Falling in to a
Silent stance of meditation

He hopes she's dreaming
What he's thinking
Will you bear my child
Instead of slapping

He brings trouble
Demon trouble
Make it double
Twist of fate
Or coincidence that

He finds the dojo
Thier shelter of the night
He brings the pervertedation
That only Sango can defy
Slapping comes to mind

He brings trouble
Demon trouble
Make it double
Twist of fate
Or coincidence that

He brings the dojo
The shelter of the night
He brings the pervertedation
That only Sango can defy
Slapping comes to mind

He's a monk
He's a pervert
Ladies man
Of the InuYasha universe

He's a monk
Vigilante
Teenage Blackhole on the brink
Of destruction

He's a monk
He's a pervert
Ladies man
Of the InuYasha universe

He's a monk
Vigilante
Teenage Blackhole on the brink
Of destruction

He's a monk, He's a monk, He's a monk, And he's a pervert.