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A/N: Alright, a new fic. I was searching for some good DBZ crossovers. Frankly speaking, the reason is, I love Super/Godlike fics. I hate the situations where planet busters like Goku/Vegeta/Gohan tremble in front of mere ordinary enemies. So, this will be basically a fic where Goku and Vegeta will travel across OPverse, spreading chaos and doing unimaginable things. There will also be a lot of interaction b/w Goku/Vegeta and Straw Hat Crew. Stay tuned for the fun.
There's a limit to someone's stupidity. Surely, you would be at least somewhat sensible beyond what thick layer of shit is surrounding your mind. There had to be at least an ounce of sense in the activities you do even if your idea of 'Being Sensible' is to think of something other than food for a change. The ideas rolling over in Vegeta's mind, the scenarios, the feedback over Kakarot's stupid actions, everything was playing again and again. What did he do to deserve this fate?
Ok, frankly speaking, he hadn't been a saint as such. But, no being, dead or alive, deserves such a punishment. Maybe except Frieza? Whatever, this is not the time to be diverting from what's at hand. You would have to be incredibly stupid to not have a plan at this stage. At the situation he's stuck in. Because apparently he knows, his so called 'Comrade' is useless in this regard.
It would be utterly foolish to not have a plan when you are stuck inside a giant black vortex and travelled don't know how many galaxies to land at a planet, you have no heads over heels idea about. Said vortex was the result of 'playing' with a wierd looking device Bulma already alerted about. She clearly said, 'The device might be as mysterious and dangerous to trifle with, as the Dragon Balls.' The statement might have been in fact, a driving force for Kakarot to meddle with its keys and send the surrounding living beings, that is Vegeta and Kakarot himself to not even God knows where.
Now their only hope is the fact that this planet seems to have some sort of life. They noticed ample of vegetation and a whole lot of animals around. So, they would not starve, that's for sure. And thankfully, they have also sensed some rather low power levels nearby and a few pretty high ones on this planet. So, there has to be some kind of race habiting this planet. Now, if only they would have enough technology to send the two back to planet Earth.
It has been a couple of hours since they got out of the black vortex and landed on this seemingly small island. Vegeta's immediate plan of action was to fly away and search for the high power levels they sensed on their arrival. However Kakarot's never ending appetite forced them to adjust for a lunch break between the whole adventure. A nice little nap is automatically followed by the heavy lunch they have had. So, it's only now that they have decided to go for a stroll.
"Alright, let's search for some good restaurant on nearby islands." Goku said cheerfully. He has a black hole for a stomach, so what?
"Kakarot!... You utter one more word about eating and I swear on my saiyan pride that I will strangle you to death." Vegeta replied. The look on his face. Man, he was pissed. He hasn't been this pissed since Goku offered a kiss from Bulma to the old Kai. It was getting really difficult to decide which Vegeta is a more grumpy Vegeta. Actually, when it's about Vegeta and grumpiness, maybe there are several more occasions you should count in for the rankings.
"Oh some on Vegeta, Why so violent. Not that you're a happy go lucky guy in general. But still..." Goku said trying to cheer up the prince. Although the only princely thing Vegeta has proven to possess by now is that stick up his ass. Or maybe it's a Saiyan thing. But wait, Goku too is a Saiyan. But he did lose a lot of his 'Saiyan Pride' when he hit his head. At least that's what Vegeta says.
"You would have to be extremely stupid or completely aloof to not notice the predicament we are in... Oh wait, you actually are those things." Vegeta said, getting a little check over his temper. It's not an easy thing when Kakarot's around, mind you.
"Vegeta, you're being a spoil sport now. I know I made a mistake by mishandling the device but now that we are here, let's have some fun. How much time has it been since the two of us did something together. And, let me tell you, we are one hell of a team. Remember the last time when we worked together on something? It was the day we kicked that evil pink chewing gum's ass. (A/N: Referring to Buu, in case you haven't noticed.)." Goku said. And boy that did hit a nerve it seems.
Now, Vegeta was a man of actions. The thrill of combat is in his blood. He never backs down from a fight. Never looks back when a challenge is up ahead. Here he was, in a whole new and unknown world. He would be damned if he turned back from here without at least a proper inspection of this world. And while he's on it, he might just find an easy way to get back. Rest assured, he would love to have a nice little warm up battle with someone other than Kakarot for a change.
"I am in. But, before you go around making any ideas about our supposed 'adventure', We will listen to my advice most of the time. Look where we landed in the end when you converted your idea into reality." Vegeta said sagely. As if, Goku will really listen to him. Well, it was worth a try at least. Or maybe not, seeing that Goku was already flying at 100m above the ground. The moron.
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"I am telling you, we will be in the middle of nowhere of we continue to wander aimlessly like this." Vegeta said frustratingly. Seriously, how tough could it be to be at least a little smart. Or the easier one, listen to the one who's smarter. Tell this to Goku. But then, if he really was smart enough to understand this simple concept, he would be smart. Which is just unreal, frankly speaking.
"What do you suggest then?" Goku asked. For real? Did he really just admitted that he would listen to Vegeta's say on this. Well whatever, He should flow with this dream before he wakes up.
"I am sensing a few power levels around above that sea over there. And apparently, one of them is the highest in this world I have sensed till now." Vegeta said. Oh this would be interesting. Just what he wished for.
"Alright, Let's go. I was really longing to talk to someone normal." Goku said and swoosh passed Vegeta at full speeds towards the direction.
"So you did follow my advice...Wait, what do you mean by that last statement?" Vegeta growled and swoosh, he too disappeared to chase down Goku and beat the crap out of him.
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The instant they landed on the ship, they were instantly surrounded by a battalion of sorts holding all kinds of weapons, few just in the middle of charging their fists, a few more eyeing them carefully and few last ones immediately surrounding a large looking man with a long white moustache on his face. Vegeta was alarmed for a second but relaxed soon enough. It was an obvious thing to do on their part. Anyone would have done the same if a stranger landed on their home turf out of just nowhere.
Everything just froze as it is for a few seconds. Nobody moved, not even a breath being taken. But then, all of a sudden.
"Sugoi man! Hey, you large guy over there. How did you grow those beard? Did you water them constantly to make them that big?" Goku asked. Crap! He has no common sense at all. How in the seven hell is he known as the most powerful warrior in the universe? But wait, He wouldn't be so aloof if he did realize any kind of danger. As much as Vegeta hates to admit it, it's true that Goku is undoubtedly a warrior of unparalleled skill when it comes to battling. If he's relaxed, either he thinks that they are not hostile. Or, he's sure that he can handle them. And the latter is the most probable case.
Just to prove the fact, a man holding a sword foolishly launched towards Goku. Now Goku being the gentle and kind hearted spirit he was, merely side stepped and rendered the attacker unconscious with a chop on the back of the neck. If it would have been Vegeta, there wouldn't even have been a neck remaining to chop on.
Everybody had their eyes wide open from the simple defensive action. Maybe they haven't seen such speed or reflexes from anyone. How common has it been for the galaxy's mightiest warrior to land on their ship.
"Stop! Don't raise your weapons." roared the giant of a man. His voice carried power, that was for sure. It was the voice of an experienced and battle hardened warrior who has gone through things one could only imagine. Even though, his age tells a different story about him, he was still the very same warrior he used to be, Vegeta mused.
And just like that, All of the people got into a seemingly relaxed position. But, for trained eyes, they were still on very much on their guard, ready to pounce the attacker within a moment's notice.
"Who are you?" The man asked authoritatively.
Before Goku could shoot his thoughts out and dive into their seemingly unbelievable story, Vegeta put a hand over his shoulder to make him stop. It would be better if they could gather some information from this little chat.
"It's only customary to give out your own name before asking someone else's." Vegeta replied calmly.
And the same thing all over again. It seemed like everything the two said or did would make the spectators surprised beyond belief. He was only asking for an introduction, not a sacrifice or something.
"You don't know who he is?" Asked a blonde guy who was standing just in front of the big old guy, protectively. He seemed rather close to the assumed leader. Maybe he was a first in command or something.
"Nope, not a clue." Goku replied. Not a problem, Vegeta would have said the same thing.
All of the guys aboard the ship looked towards their leader expectantly. He was to decide whether to act friendly or hostile towards the newcomers afterall.
"I am Whitebeard." came the heavy and dominant voice.
"Hi, I am Goku and this is Vegeta. We got sucked in a black vortex and landed on this planet. Do you have something to eat?" Goku replied uncaringly.
KAKAROTTTT!
A/N: This is how I am gonna write down this fic. If you like this idea, please review. A few positive feedbacks and I will know that this story should be written and won't be an utter waste of time.