I was bored and made this…hope you all enjoy! I don't not own pokemon.

HOW TO ANNOY ANDREW HAYDEN: (in unlimited ways)

Call him grass head whenever you're with him.

Tell him May slept with Brendan.

Same as above, but use Ash instead of Brendan.

Whenever he annoys you, say 'OH FANGIRLS!!!'

Become obsessed with him and follow him wherever he goes. Except for the bathroom…XD

Tell him that May got captured by Harley and that he wants 10000000000000000000000 pokedollars in exchange for May.

Ask him, "You're rich right? BUY ME EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!!!" whenever he refuses, keep on saying this.

Tell him that his hair's moss.

Whenever he's sleeping, dye his hair pink or any crazy color.

Tell him that Paul and May are together now.

Tell him that Roses are so passé and he should give May Tulips instead.

Tell him to change his hair color because it's so…freaky!

Tell him that Roselia told May that he's MADLY in love with her.

Tell him to change his violet bolero. (Yes, it's called that) If he refuses, taunt him that he never changes it and back away.

Tease him about the time he cried at his 1st contest.

Give him a can of hairspray to make his hair even better looking…but it's actually rainbow colored dye.

Make him go to youtube and make him watch at least 20 Ash and May videos.

Make him stare at a picture of Ash kissing May for the whole day.

Tell him Harley wore the clothes he's wearing now. XD

Email him multiple times about his passé Roses.

Keep on saying "Advanceshipping" when he's around.

Whisper 'May loves Ash…Ash…Ash…Ash…Pie…' when he asks about the pie, keep on whispering Ash.

Borrow Misty's mallet and hit him multiple times.

Wake him up when he's asleep, when he asks why, say nothing and keep on doing it!

Use evil methods like…whatever you like!

Fill his closet with NOTHING but Speedos.

Never let him sleep.

Say, "YOU LOVE MAY, YOU GRASS HEAD!!!

Call him weird because of his hair.

Well, this is all I can think of…Copy him and annoy him by doing all these things above!

Well, that's all I can think of, guys. BTW, numbers 23 to 28 was given to me by CONDAWG1. So the credit goes to her!