Your Weekly Dose Of Drunk Randomness! Enjoy!
Warning: Lots of OOCness
Akito: How do you turn on this shower? Believe me, I'm CRAZY!
Momiji"s dad after seeing a client with Pokemon cards: Sweet mother fucky dorkiness, Your fired!
Mimi (Shigure's editor):We're big on drugs Heehee Weeeeeeeee! Blehehehehe Woo!
Ayame after he discovers he has a new teacher: BRAND NEW TEACHER, FREAKIN DIE! –shoots with a shotgun.
Haru: My dream is to do nothing but watch TV for a day, not even scratch my butt!
Hana:With my fire demon and my white horse Sakura, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD!
Kyo: Die Dark Vador Teeheehee Yaaaaaaaa, feel the burn!
Kagura: I cook with knives in my brain!
Shigure: I must train this warehouse to kick butt Ninkapoop (Kagura)
Kyo: When you have a concussion, a nice swim at night helps. I have already had my hero name known by beetle sap. Now I shall create an Island world.
Yuki in a old woman's voice:Never play with lasers, they are freaky!
Haru in an old man voice: I make hearts out of ice! Yeah!!!!!!!!
Ayame(to Haru):Show me show me show me show me Yeaaaahhhhhhh!
Haru in a proper voice: You contanminated my tea you fire-breathing, soda can wearing shoe!
Ritsu to Haru: I'm going to a party! Don't you wish you had a life too?
Akito: OH YEAH! BIG LAUGHING FLAME PICKLE!
Tohru to Akito:Shutup you full ofloudly taffy flapjack!
Kisa to Tohru: I still think you are a fucking white study-freak! Pikachu exterminate her!
Hiro: I strangely want to color a fire cat red, I find it original . . .Pickles, and mayonaise.
Momiji to Hiro: Dude, you're a freakin traitor! I care about the money! Ahhhhhhhh!
Yuki in a high pich: We're going to the biggest oriment/tile sale and I am not going to let anyone ruin my day! Oh Yeah! Uh-huh-U-huh-U-huh Not going to ruin my day u-huh u-huh-u-huh
Kagura: I'm going to jump to a mountain with oak trees and pick roses! You can go suck something if you object.
Future chapters will be longer, I just ran out of time.