NOTE: I own NONE of the characters in this story except Ted Wakeman, for he is my OC, so yeah, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

Also, if you are a US citizen and you don't know who won TDI, be prepared for major spoilers!

A light shines on a directors chair. Chris walks in.

Chris:Hello to all of you old and new viewers to our original series, Total Drama Island. Unless you've been under a rock or had head trauma for the past year, Owen was our winner at Total Drama Island. After that, everybody had a small reunion special, but it wasn't the reunion they were planning on. What I didn't tell them was, 10 of the select people from Total Drama Island, and 10 new people from different places are attending the highly over budgeted, non safe, and highly dramatic, Total...Drama...ACTION!

Chris:So, before we begin our show, let's begin with our campers from last time to come back and try their chances again. These campers include Gwen, Cody, Duncan, and much more, but enough of the old guys, let's watch the noobies embarrass themselves trying to get here.

Audition tape 1: Timmy Turner

Timmy:Is it rolling Cosmo?

Cosmo:Yep Timmy, and...creamcorn!

Timmy:Alright, I'm Timmy and although I'm weak, and I'm a nerd in love, I'd do anything to be famous and be on this show. So please let me be on Total Drama Action!

Audition tape 2: Bessie Higgembottom

Bessie:Testing, testing. Is this thing on? Oh wait that's a microphone test...Well hi! I'm Bessie Higgembottom and I want to be on Total Drama Action, and if I can be on this show, then I'll get the "I Was On TV" Badge, and nobody has ever won that because nobody ever tried for it!

Or maybe because it doesn't exsist, hmm.

Audition tape 3: Jenny Wakeman

Jenny:Alright, I'm XJ-9, but you can call me Jenny, and the reason why I should be considered for Total Drama Action is that I'm friendly, I'm kind, and also..

Ted:Your a big blue loser?

Jenny:Guh, you always have to ruin my reputation?

Ted:Uhhh, yes.

Audition tape 4: Ted Wakeman

Ted:Hello all you beings! I am Ted, and I think I should be in Total Drama Action because of my humor, my witiness, and my great looks. So, if you want high ratings, just remember to get me for this show.

Audition tape 5: Zim

Zim:Hello insignifacant lifeforms, I AM ZIM! I want to join this tournament of human beings so I could use the 100,000 s's with a line in the middle so I can purchase Mr. Huggles' Mega Crusher! GOODBYE!

Well, I'll leave you some thinking about how this will unfold, while I wait for the last five tapes.