Late Night Snack
Well here's my second FMA one-shot. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own FMA.
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Ed and Roy crept down the long, creaky flight of stairs that lead to the bottom half of Riza Hawkeye's house.
"Remind me again why you woke me up." Ed complained in a whisper.
"Because I'm hungry." Roy answered.
"But that doesn't explain the fact that you woke me up at such a ungodly hour."
"It's simple really," Roy grinned, "If Riza wakes up you'll get caught instead of me."
"Great.." he stated with sarcasm, "But why are you afraid of getting caught?"
"Because she says I'll get fat if I eat this late at night." He promptly answered.
They reached the kitchen, and Ed opened the fridge, "Now take what you want and let's get back to our rooms." He stated groggily.
Ed reached his arm in, but it was slapped away by Roy, "You idiot! Don't you know she booby-traps all this stuff? She doesn't trust us." He chuckled.
Roy reached into his pajama pocket and pulled out a small handful of dust. He blew the particles into the fridge. After the dust cleared, thin red lines that appeared to be lasers appeared.
'All this security for food?' Ed thought.
After Ed came back to reality, he noticed that Roy had already pulled out a bowl of sweetened strawberries.
They started eating some, and Roy spoke, "You know? You're pretty lucky that you don't have Hawkeye pushing a gun down your throat with paperwork attached to it every day," he started, "Sir, you really should get your work done, or else we'll be here all night." He imitated, "But sometimes I can sense a tiny bit of love in her voice." Roy grinned
Unannounced to them Hawkeye was standing behind them.
"That's funny. I never feel any love when Winry hits me with a wrench every time she gets mad, but I'd be grateful if I didn't have to listen to her constant nagging. I swear all the woman does is NAG, NAG, NAG." (There's a little play on Clint Eastwood. :)
Sadly enough for him as well Winry had just entered the room.
"Sir," Was heard before the all too familiar click of the safety of a gun.
Roy froze as he felt the gun being pressed to the back of his head.
"Edward," Winry said a little too innocently.
They both turned and looked at the others.
"Hey ladies, what are you doing up?" Roy asked.
"Oh, I was about to ask you two the same thing." Riza answered.
Winry smacked Ed with her stunning pink wrench, "Is that enough nagging for you?"
Ed fell to the floor.
"Come on Roy, back to bed now." Riza spoke as she pulled him by the shirt.
Roy mouthed something to Edward that left him stunned though.
Winry looked down at the wide-eyed Ed, "What is it you look like you saw a ghost?"
"He said something that I can't believe." He answered in a whisper.
"What?"
"The make-up sex is unbelievable." His left eye twitched.
"Ed you said that noise that we heard last night was mice." She said in a disgusting way.
"No, Al said that. I said that mice don't make those noises, but now we know." They both twitched violently.
"Want some earplugs?" she asked handing him some before back up to bed themselves.
A/n: Well what do you think, Was it funny? Tell me R&R please.