Noctis' POV

After talking with Wreskam for a while we decided to find a hotel to stay at for the night. I was thinking over Camila's proposal on the way there, she said we could discuss terms if I go to visit her but she also invited us to this party or something, following that it'd be good for me to socialise what with me becoming the new King soon. "Hey guys… What d'you think about going to that party thing tomorrow?" By the look on their faces there's mixed feelings. Prompto looks utterly excited to think about it, Gladio looks uncomfortable and Ignis simply looks unphased. "Perhaps it's wise you attend Noct. Aside from widening your social boundaries a little, you could relax and have a bit of fun" Spoken like a true adviser. "I'm with Iggy, we could all use a bit of a break, who knows maybe someone will have a lot of fun~" Ignis rolled his eyes but Prompto burst out laughing, even I couldn't help but laugh a little at that.

"Then we'll go, Prompto looks like he's craving attention~"

"Hey! That's not fair Noct! I've gotta stay loyal to Miss Cindy! It's Gladio that needs attention just look at him!"

"Don't bring me into this shorty, I see you staring at almost every woman we walk past"

"He's not wrong. You really make it obvious"

"You're all gangin' up on me! This isn't fair!"

"He has a point about you Gladio~ Maybe you should work your charms on one- Ow!" I rubbed my shoulder after Gladio punched me, grinning as he did so. "I'll show you kids how it's done, wait and see~"

We found a hotel not far from the town centre, it had a nice view of the town and the docks so it was worth the price. It just occurred to me Specs has been quieter than usual ever since we arrived. Usually I hear comments here and there but today he's been out of character, he didn't even seem mildly amused by Gladio's joke earlier. I decided to try and track him down to ask and where better place to look than the kitchen. Though I was disappointed not to find him there, so my next plan was to consult the others, thankfully they weren't hard to find. "You guys seen Specs?" Gladio looked up from his book and merely shook his head. "I though he was with you, oi Prompto, seen Iggy?" He also just shook his head, pausing his game to turn and look at me. "What's up Noct? He's probably just gone to guy some stuff to dinner, check by the store, hey wanna come play once you've found him?" It was a tempting offer but I had a lot to take care of. "Maybe another time, play with Gladio" Prompto just looked at me and then at Gladio, "He doesn't play like you! We work so well together- No offense big guy" He just grunted and continued reading his book, what was so interesting about it I'll never understand.

Maybe it's better if I just wait for Ignis to come home, it's more efficient than me running around trying to find him at least. "Hey Noct? How comes you're so desperate to find Iggy? He's a big boy y'know, he takes care of us 3 more than himself", Prompto came and sat himself next to me, looking quite worried by the looks of it. "It's just… Ever since we arrived he's been quieter than usual, haven't you noticed? He didn't even chuckle at Gladio's joke earlier and normally he'd at least smile. I'm just worried is all, he doesn't say anything if there's something wrong…" He patted me on the shoulder and sighed. "Even I've noticed to be honest, the closer we got to coming here the more on edge he seemed, he's really good at hiding it but maybe all of us having the night off tomorrow is what he needs, he's been busy after all" I just nodded and thought about it, trying to think of something that could be making Ignis like this. He's always so calm and collected, thinking rationally, looking out for us however he can, I guess even a guy such as him can crack. "C'mon, let's play King's Knight before Specs gets back"

*A few hours later*

"Noct… Wake up"

I heard footsteps coming towards me and then someone flicked my nose with a sigh. Slightly irritated I woke up ready to shout at whoever it was but to my surprise it was Ignis. "Specs? When did you get back? What time is it?" He checked his watch and looked at me again, an eyebrow raised as if he was surprised I fell asleep. "Quarter to 1, in the morning. You and Prompto fell asleep, it's a shame, if you hadn't you would've beaten the boss level" I groaned and looked at the TV, "Damn it! Prompto! This is your fault! Anyway, where have you been? I was looking for you earlier" I watched as he stood up and started clearing away the mess in the living room. Our room was more of a small flat than a standard hotel room. "I had some errands to run and I just returned. Apologies for being gone so long and without notice. What did you need me for?" I sat up, getting my bearings before standing up to see how much of a mess there actually was. I don't remember it being so bad, nor do I remember falling asleep. "I uh- I wanted to ask you what's wrong, you seem different than usual ever since we got here" I noticed he visibly stiffened a little at my question but quickly composed himself. "I assure you, it's nothing to worry about, it'll pass. On another note, during my errand run I took the liberty of picking up something for you to wear tomorrow. You can't go to a formal event looking like that, I left it in your wardrobe to avoid creasing" He was about to walk off so I grabbed the sleeve of his jacket and looked him in the eye. "You're not telling me something. Iggy I've known you since we were 8, you can tell me anything, regardless of the fact you're my adviser you're also my best friend- Don't tell Prompto" He smiled meekly and tugged his arm free. "While I appreciate your concern Noct it isn't necessary, you have other things to be worrying about right now. For example, your wedding is in a matter of days and you need to prepare yourself to face Leviathan" I didn't break eye contact the entire time he was talking and now I see. As I looked into his green eyes I could see the change in them as he spoke. My getting married was making him as on edge as myself, but not for the same reasons obviously. As for the covenant, I'm not worried. "Suppose you're right. Hey, Iggy… Tomorrow night, you're not there as my adviser, you're there as a friend so do what you want alright? I already told Gladio and Prompto the same" He nodded and smiled again halfheartedly, "Much appreciated. If you don't mind I'll retire now, it's been a long day, goodnight Noct" I just watched as he walked down the hall and disappeared into his room, I guess I may as well go to bed too, tomorrow's going to be a very long day.

*The next morning*

I wandered lazily into the kitchen, wondering what both Gladio and Prompto were staring at until I looking and realised Ignis wasn't wearing his glasses and hadn't done his hair this morning. Now I understood their odd stares, I snuck behind the sofa and joined them in staring. "Figured it out yet?" Gladio looked at me and shrugged, Prompto looked scared and worried but rightly so, Ignis never leaves his glasses behind and always does his hair in the morning. I didn't see a problem with it, it was nice to see him looking so natural, his hair sticking up at weird angles suited him oddly well considering his serious attitude and without his glasses my heart was sent aflutter. "If you three are quite finished gawking would you mind setting the table?" Prompto hopped over the sofa, continuing to stare even as he set the table. "Honestly what are you staring at? It's rude to do so if you weren't already aware" I looked over as Gladio stood up and folded his arms. "Iggy are you okay? You're not wearing your glasses… And your hair isn't looking like a cow licked it" All I could do was watch. Either this was going to make Ignis blow a casket or he'd reply calmly, no in-between. "I merely fancied a change, no need to overthink things, do I really look that bad naturally?" The three of us exchanged glances and seemingly agreed he looked better, not that we'd say that to him. "You look alright Iggy, it's just odd for us to see you like you've just rolled out of bed~" Ignis didn't look convinced in the slightest but carried on dishing up breakfast. "I'll remember that next time you want something, keep that in mind, by the way Gladio please don't cut off the buttons on the shirt for later" Gladio cleared his throat and I assume that was already his plan, or he'd already done it. "Too late Iggy, shoulda said that when you give it to me" I half expected Ignis to scold him verbally but instead he just picked up his breakfast and raised an eyebrow, in which case Gladio went to get the shirt. Ignis was very much mothering us, it would be amusing to an outsider but we relied heavily on him.

A couple of seconds later Gladio returned, shirt and buttons in hand and gave them to Ignis. "This time I'm going to find thread with metallic fibres, perhaps then you won't break them off so easily and it'll last longer" He rushed off down the hall and a few minutes later I heard the front door close. "You guys ever feel like he rely on Specs a bit too much?" Both of them turned around and looked at me, then each other, "You could say that, without Iggy we would've starved and gone feral by now, or been killed by Imperials- Maybe not killed but… You guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Prompto immediately looked excited for some reason, "Oh! I know! Wait- No, I forgot what I was gonna to say, nevermind!" I rolled my eyes and continued eating until Gladio decided to pipe up. "Why don't we just give Iggy the day off, rather than just this evening, Noct?" Since I had a mouthful of food I just nodded in reply and he grinned, slapping Prompto on the back hard enough to make him yelp. It was probably unintentional, probably being the keyword.

Throughout the day while Ignis was out we cleaned up the room, making sure everything looked as it would if Ignis had cleaned up. Meaning as spotless as we could get it. Although we were all exhausted, even though this is next to nothing for Specs, it was a productive day. We even managed to make some decent sandwiches without burning the place down. "My you've all been productive today, are you feeling alright? Here, good as new, just please don't ruin it again…" I hadn't even heard the front door close nor Ignis' footsteps, he placed the shirt (neatly folded I might add) on top of Gladio's head and took as seat in the armchair by the window. "Thanks Iggy, I owe you one" I couldn't help but stare at him, goodness knows why but when I look at Ignis I feel perfectly fine, like there's not a care in the world. "I see you kept the bedhead look, it suits you Specs~" I received an embarrassed smile in return, I also noticed he wasn't wearing his gloves like usual, today really was an odd day. "Perhaps you three ought to start getting yourselves prepared for tonight, I'll start making something light since it's almost 7 o'clock, ideally we should leave by 9 o'clock latest" I jumped up, lightly kicking Prompto and Gladio to get up so we could get sorted. It wouldn't take long but it really is getting closer to when we should leave. "Don't worry about food Specs, there's bound to stuff there, just get yourself ready" He merely shrugged and did as I said.

By about 7:30 I was showered and half dressed, my only problem was this god forsaken tie. Since someone else always did them for I'd never learnt to tie one. Maybe Ignis will help, Gladio would just laugh and I'm not sure even Prompto knows how to do one. The outfit as a whole was nice though, it was clear who picked it out. White dress shirt, black blazer, black jeans and I decided to wear my boots rather than dress shoes, it looked weird otherwise and I like smart casual. Oh and a black tie. I grabbed the infernal thing and made my way to Ignis' room, forgetting my manners I walked in while he was getting dressed and just stood there transfixed. I'd never seen this much of Ignis' skin before, it isn't a lot since it was just the shirt that wasn't buttoned up at all but still. "Uh- Sorry Iggy- I just wanted to see if you could help me with this…" He turned around and I had to look away to avoid blushing, even though I could feel my cheeks heating up already. The next thing I saw was his outstretched hand and I handed him the tie, he could've buttoned up his shirt before helping me… I didn't know where to look. "There we are. Were you watching that at all or should I teach you how to do it another time?" I cleared my throat and tried to act normal. "Maybe teach me another time, I was kinda distracted…" He raised an eyebrow at me but didn't say anything more. I should probably leave and let him continue but I wanted to see more. He was wearing similar clothes to me, even the idea of boots, but his shirt was black and there was a white tie hung loosely around his shoulders. I'd never noticed how mesmerizing the contrast of the black against his pale skin was until now, I have the urge to reach out and touch him but I know that's improper in his eyes. "Noct? Everything alright?" I snapped out of my thoughts at the sound of his voice and nodded. "Yeah uh- Sorry, thanks for the help Specs, I'll see you in a bit, sorry again for walking in on you" I backed out of the room and closed the door behind me, leaning against it to try and compose myself.

Once I got back to my room I just laid on my bed and stared at the ceiling. I must be going mad. But then again, it's not the first time I've had thoughts like this towards Ignis, he doesn't know it either. As hard as I try, I can't just get rid of them, I love Luna but I don't think I do in the same way as Specs. Luna is much more a friend to me than a lover, she always has been. Ignis has always been my best friend but… Despite myself I've developed strong feelings for him over the years. The real question is, do I tell him? "Noct! You ready buddy? We gotta go!" I checked my phone and it really was almost 9, how long was I laid there for? "Coming!" I grabbed my blazer and threw it on, putting my phone in my pocket and quickly brushing my hair. All three of them waited outside for me, I noticed they all wore something similar but slightly different in a way. Gladio had a short sleeve black shirt and a dark red tie, Prompto wore his sleeves rolled up to his elbows and a royal blue tie and Ignis wore a long sleeved shirt with a white tie. He'd likely roll his sleeves up later on though. "There you are, shall we?" I nodded and we started walking towards the venue. I wasn't entirely sure where it was but the other seemed to know well enough.

"Here we are. This should be a nice change of pace no?" Ignis held open the door and we filed inside, it was indeed an elegant place, good job one of us had the idea to get smarter clothes. "This is so nice! Look at the details on the ceiling! Guys! There's a huge speaker!" Prompto seemed unbelievably excited to be here, not that he wasn't wherever we went but, more so here than I've ever seen. There were a lot of people here and it made me nervous just thinking about how many I'd have to talk to. "Well guys, I did say we're taking a break, you're all off duty. Hey Gladio, how about showing us some of that charm you've got?~" I followed Gladio and Prompto down the stairs, leaving Ignis looking over the railing at the crowd below. It seemed like hours before Prompto decided Gladio should accept defeat, not a single woman responded to his 'manly charm', I thought it was highly amusing. "Hey hey Noct, I found Iggy, he's got a lady friend~" I looked over to where he was pointing and my heart sank slightly at the sight. "Who know our Iggy was a smooth talker, you could learn something Gladio~" He yelped so I assumed Gladio flicked his ear or something. "Shut up. Noct what's that look for? You look ready to sprint over there- Hang on a second- Is someone jealous?~" I immediately glared at him, clicking my tongue and turning away. "Of course not. He deserves it" I meant that. Ignis really did deserve to be happy, I could see from here that he was smiling genuinely, his eyes had a light in them I hadn't seen in a while. I just can't help but feel… I don't even know. I just want to touch him, to run my fingers through his hair and show him what he means to me but… That's impossible.

She seemed like a lovely woman regardless. Beautiful, sparkling eyes, long brown hair, slender figure and a pretty smile. If they end up together by the end of the night I won't be surprised. It makes me realise I need to get over my feelings and accept reality for what it is. I can't have Ignis, regardless of how much I want him. "Noct~ You've been staring at them for too long for it not to be creepy or concerning. C'mon, let's go grab a bite!" Prompto tugged on my arm and I followed him, not able to get the image of them out of head. I checked the time and it was only 12 o'clock, I'll leave at 1, they can stay if they want. "Ah Prince Noctis, pleasure to finally meet you, I trust you're having a good evening?" A tall man stood beside me and I thought about ignoring him but then I thought about the scolding I'd get tomorrow. "Nice to meet you, it's a very nice event, it's nice to be around so many people after so long away. Might I ask your name?" He extended a hand and I shook it, as I should. "I'm just a friend of Camila's, my name isn't important, I'm here on her behalf. I just wanted to give you her address for when you wanted to meet her, here" He handed me a card, an address written on the back. "Thanks, it's a big city, you've helped me out" He smiled and nodded. "I'll be seeing you Prince, enjoy the party, oh and tell your friend not to worry, someone will be interested sometime" I smiled and looked at the card again, shoving it in my pocket and running to catch up to Prompto.

After a bite to eat and a few more tedious conversations, I felt like I should leave, I scanned around once for Ignis but he was nowhere to be seen. "I'm gonna go guys, I'm beat, I'll see you tomorrow" They waved at me as I left and the cold air was a blessing after enduring the heat in there. I felt bad for leaving so early but I didn't feel like staying, not without Ignis at least. It's selfish of me to think that way, I shouldn't be so possessive over him but when I think back to how happy he looked, genuinely happy at least, with that woman it makes my heart ache and my skin crawl. Am I jealous? Of her? I haven't seen Iggy smile that way in a long while. I wandered aimlessly around for a little to try and clear my head but I needed to see him and tell him how I feel, even if it's unacceptable and foolish I need to get it out of my system. Maybe then I'll finally get over it and be able to get on with things. I've got hell of a fight soon and I'm getting married. Unfortunately the thought of being with Luna just doesn't make me feel the same way as when I'm with Specs. I'm so screwed. Rather than stay out in the cold I returned to the hotel room, I was half tempted to knock on Iggy's door and see if he was in but then again… Maybe it wasn't wise. Instead I just sat leaning with my back against it.

I started drifting off until I suddenly fell backwards, staring up at Ignis looking very confused. "Noct…? What on earth are you doing?" I felt my cheeks heating up gradually as I thought of an excuse. As I did so I caught sight of a couple of dark marks on his neck, he tried covering them quickly and my heart skipped a beat, it felt like it was sinking the longer I stared. He also looked quite worn out and scruffy, meaning his shirt was half unbuttoned, his tie hanging low and loose, if his hair could be any messier it was now. "Um- Have I ever told you how pretty your eyes are?" That was a crap excuse, if you could even call it that. "No? Though the sentiment is appreciated. Now what are you doing sat against my door like a lost child?" I could have sworn I heard the click of a camera, but that was nearly impossible. He kneeled down and raised an eyebrow at me, waiting for a feasible answer which I couldn't give without embarrassing myself. "I just needed to talk to you, but it looks like you're busy" Now I think about it, that seems even weirder. "As a matter of fact I'm not. Perhaps a chair would be better than the floor, come on" I sat up, crawling into his room and taking a seat in the chair while he sat on the bed. "Now that you're comfortable, would you mind elaborating?" I shifted nervously and tried looking anywhere but at Ignis, it proved more difficult than I would've liked. "I just don't know what to do Specs… I want to see Luna again but I don't love her like a partner, I have strong feelings for someone else…" I snuck a glance at him in thought, hoping I wasn't too transparent about it. "Then considering Lady Lunafreya is and was your childhood friend perhaps she'll understand. It may be improper of me to ask but, who managed to sway your feelings that way?" He's toying with me, I can tell by the mischievous look in his eyes. "You know damn well who I'm talking about, you've known all along haven't you?" He grinned at me put his hands up in defeat. "Indeed I did. You can tell a lot from looking at Prompto's photographs. If they weren't enough then the jealous look on your face earlier certainly was" Now I just wanted to melt and disappear, but god damn, I wanted to take a picture first. Even Gladio can't make smug look sexy despite his tries. "You- Why didn't you say anything if you knew? And what about that woman from earlier?" He looked ever so amused and my reaction, I just wanted to wipe that smug look off his face one way or another. "It wasn't my place to do so, if you really felt that strongly about it, you would've said something and here you are. As for the lady, we merely used eachother for mutual benefit, I'm not going to go into the details" I was just lost for words.

"Bastard. You're a genius but a goddamn bastard, you know that?" There was that grin again, he knew that all too well. "No Noct, I'm merely a tactician, you should know that by now. In any case, you get jealous very quickly" I felt my eyebrow twitch involuntarily and I stood up abruptly. "Then let me show you what happens when you make me jealous~" He look momentarily confused until I pushed him back and pinned him down. Then I was mesmerised by the lust in his eyes, I forgot how weak I was against his stare, in any shape or form. "I wasn't lying when I said you have pretty eyes Iggy~" He blushed lightly and pursed his lips, I thought that was cute but I know he's not that innocent. "Time for payback Specs~" I took off my tie, covering his eyes and tying it tight enough that it wouldn't slip off but not that it would hurt. "I have a bad feeling about this… What are you planning to do?" I wasn't ignoring his question, but it'll be self explanatory. I unknotted his tie and used it to tie his wrists together, using the excess to tie them to the bar on the headboard, giving both bindings an experimental tug to see if they would hold. "I wish I had a camera… Since you're not objecting at all, does that mean you return my feelings hm Specs?" His face, silence and body told me all I needed to know but I wanted to hear it. "If it's not already apparent… Yes" I leaned close to his ear, unbuttoning his shirt as I did so, "Then let me show you just how long I've waited for you to say that~" I just realised I wouldn't be able to get his shirt off entirely but unbuttoned would do, I plan on keeping him there anyway. I'll admit seeing Ignis looking so vulnerable was odd, especially compared to his normal collected self, this is a side I never thought I'd see. Even as children he was always so fenced in and composed, half the time it was like speaking to a wall and smiles were rare. Right now he's the complete opposite, it's funny how much younger he looks without glasses and his hair styled, it's almost like I'm looking at a teenage Iggy. Almost, this one is slightly more unruly.

I ran my finger tips down his side lightly, watching him shudder and twitch. I kicked my shoes off and sat back on my knees just admiring the view for a moment before leaning forwards and stealing a not-so innocent kiss, running my fingers through his hair with one hand and balanced myself with the other. I nipped at his bottom lip, begging for entrance almost but he wouldn't give in, so I resorted to grinding my hips which in turn made him gasp ever so slightly but enough for me to take advantage of. The low growl I got for that was oddly satisfying to hear and it seemed involuntary. Needless to say when I broke away and looked at my handy work, I achieved my goal, laid at my mercy was a very flustered and aroused Ignis. "Now wouldn't it be annoying if I left you here like this?~" He just frowned and gave me a cocky grin. "You wouldn't dare~" I hadn't expected a reply like that, not from him at least. I stripped off my shirt and blazer and threw them god knows where, my jeans and undergarments swiftly followed suit. "You're right, I'd miss out on this~" For some reason I felt my cheeks heat up as I unbuckled his belt, then again, even in a daydream I'd never gone this far. "'Cause I'm curious, you're not a virgin are you Iggy?" He pursed his lips for a moment, I knew he wasn't already but just to make sure I wasn't making it up. "Well- Not exactly. In either sense before you ask" His face was turning redder by the second and it was highly amusing. I didn't know Iggy was into men and women though, learn something new everyday. It hurt a little that was the case but nevermind, I intend to be his last partner. To ease off his embarrassment at my question, it was kinda forward to ask, I turned his head to the side and place light kisses down his neck to his collarbone. Going back to leave my own marks on him. I sat up again, finishing my work on his jeans and sliding them off to join my clothes, undergarments included. Now my problem was that damn shirt. I leaned over and untied his hands so he could sit up, I took the opportunity to finally take it off so it would join the rest of our clothes. Removing the tie over his eyes too, I wanted to see them. I leaned forward again and stole another kiss, gradually pushing him back onto the bed, I shivered a little at his touch, watching as he traced lines along my face and down to my chest. I took his hands and put them above his head, "Keep your hands here, no covering your face~" He narrowed his eyes at me but complied all the same.

As a distraction of sorts I began another assault on his neck, all the while I pushed a finger into him and grinned when he flinched at the intrusion. I'd rather not cause him anymore pain than I can help, so once I felt him relax a little I added a second finger and this time he growled, I feel like it's a big turn on for me 'cause I was growing very needy. Deciding to experiment a bit I curled my fingers, at which Ignis surprised me with a quiet moan, I continued just that until he was practically panting. "You should know… You're a tease Noct-" I sat up and grinned, adding a third finger to see how much more he could take. His breath hitched and he arched his back as soon as I did so, eyes closed and panting like a dog, moans slightly louder this time. Enough torture for now, I'll get another chance. I retracted my fingers and he relaxed, slowly calming down. "Too much for you Iggy?~" He gave me another cocky grin, looking at me square in the eyes. "Do your worst Noct~" He didn't need to tell me twice. I gripped his hips and entered him slowly, the heat was unbelievable at first but it quickly turned pleasurable, I didn't move until I saw Ignis's face clear of pain. Going slowly at first was something that I needed all my remaining restraint for, I just wanted to screw him into the mattress and show him that he's mine, I held him wrists above his head with one hand and gripped onto his hair with the other, tugging his head back so I had access to his neck. I started a slow rhythm so he could get used to it, slowly speeding up as his moans got louder and I could even hear him cursing under his breath, I knew I'd be too loud if I didn't suppress myself so I stole kisses here and there. I bit down on his shoulder at times, he didn't seem to mind or I wouldn't have done so, but I can say those bites are gonna be nasty bruises by morning, I didn't do it mercifully. Gladio and Prompto are going to think he was abused or had a lot of fun with that woman.

I hadn't fully realised the headboard was hitting the wall because of me until I slowed down a little, feeling him gradually tighten around me made it clear he was as close to the edge as I was. I sat up and gripped his hips once more, angling myself to hit his sweet spot, he covered his face and I immediately pinned his wrists either side of his head. One look at his face was all it took to finish me off, seconds after I felt warm liquid hit my stomach and Ignis was shaking so I knew that was him finished. I pulled out lazily, grabbing a couple of tissues from the bedside table to clean the mess off us and laid on top of him. His heart was going mad by the sounds of it but it was slowing down as well as his breathing. "I might have to make you jealous more often~" I looked up at him and rolled my eyes. "I don't think you could take it~" I rolled over and laid next to him, grabbing the blanket to cover us. "So, what now Noct? What are you going to do?" It wasn't something I wanted to think about right now, but it was now or never. I know what I want but… "I want to be with you. I want you to be more than just my adviser or best friend. I want you to be my partner" He turned onto his side to look at me, I couldn't help but look at his eyes, glazed over and sleepy. I loved their colour so much. "Then perhaps that can be arranged" I smiled and turned to face him. "So what did you do to that woman?" He threw a pillow at me, laughing and rolled over. "That's a tale for another time" I had to know. "Iggy please~ It's killing me, I gotta know. If it was for mutual benefit what did she want?" He looked at me over his shoulder with an eyebrow raised. "Think about it carefully, what could a woman possibly want from a man who also needed her services?"

"You didn't!?"

"I never said a thing. You're assuming things"

"Iggy!~ Tell me!"

"No. Go to sleep or you can sleep in your own room"

"Please~ I'm begging~"

"Perhaps you'd rather I demonstrate?"

"Um… Yeah maybe another time"

"That's what I thought. Go to sleep"

…

"Iggy?"

"Yes?"

"Did you?"

"For goodness sake Noct…"