Sunny n' Sides

"Pull over," Sunstreaker said.

"What?" Sideswipe replied.

"I gotta pee, bad."

"Bro we can't pull over, we gotta return Arcee's briefcase as soon as possible."

"Just pull over!"

"No."

"I can't hold it! Quick! Pass me one of those empty energon bottles by your feet!"

Sideswipe reached down below the steering wheel and picked up one of several empty energon bottles. He passed it to Sunstreaker, who quickly took it and began lubricating in it.

"Ohhhh yeeeaaaaaahhhhh, such a relief."

"Feel better?"

"Yeah I… oh scrap."

"What's the matter?"

"I'm not stopping!"

"Huh?"

"Pass me another bottle, quick! This one's filling up!"

Sideswipe quickly handed Sunstreaker another bottle, who awkwardly took it and switched it out with the almost full first bottle. Sunstreaker put the first bottle on the ground and continued with the second bottle. Problem was, the second bottle was also almost full. The twins had to repeat this cycle many times, and after a while Sideswipe's driving started to become reckless. This caught the attention of Barricade, who was out on his daily patrol. Barricade turned on his siren and started chasing after the twins. Sideswipe groaned and pulled over. Fortunately, Sunstreaker had finally finished his endless tinkle, and put the final bottle on the car floor. There were ten bottles in total. Barricade stopped behind them, transformed, and walked up to Sideswipe's window.

Sideswipe put on a forced smile. "Afternoon officer. What's the matter?"

Barricade glared at him. "You've been driving a bit reckless in this…," he looked at Sideswipe's giant dog- van, "…Thing."

"Uh, oh, yeah. You see, me and my bro were at a party a few hours ago, and, uh, we were drinking but we're sober now!"

"You're driving didn't look "sober" to me."

"Oh, yeah, well-"

"What's that?"

"Huh?"

Barricade was pointing to the bottles filled with Sunstreaker's energon urine.

"Oh that's just some, uh, booze we brought along."

Barricade eyed the bottles with greed. "Give me one," he said.

"Officer, I-"

"I said give me one!"

'Slagging cops', Sideswipe thought to himself. He looked to Sunstreaker for an opinion, but was surprised to see a calm grin on his brother's face.

"Here sir," Sunstreaker said as he handed a bottle to Barricade, "One energon beer, just as you asked."

Barricade snatched the bottle from Sunstreaker's hand, not bothering to say thank you.

Sideswipe said, "Officer I don't think you should-"

"You'll shut your mouth if you know what's good for you!" Barricade threatingly yelled to Sideswipe. Smirking, Barricade took a large gulp from the bottle. After he swallowed, Barricade stopped. His eyes began twitching, his head began irking, and a gagging sound emitted from his mouth.

"Sir, are you okay?" Sideswipe asked.

Barricade began painfully coughing up Sunstreaker's whiz, bending over as he did so. As Barricade got down on all fours on the road, Sideswipe began driving away, slowly at first, then sped up.

Sideswipe looked at his rear view mirror. Barricade was far behind now, still vomiting. Sideswipe couldn't believe they had actually gotten out of that mess. Sunstreaker was snickering with much delight next to him.

'Oh Primus this trip had better be worth it,' Sideswipe thought.