Lindir: Before you read this story, you might want to know some things about us. Our names are Lindir and Glorfindel (pennames only), a.k.a. the Makers of Mayhem!
Glorfindel: Just so you know we are girls, whatever our pennames tell you.
Lindir: To start us off, we will have a conversation with Fred and George Weasly!
Fred: Thanks for having us, guys!
Glorfindel: We're girls. ( glare )
Lindir: Hey, Glorfindel! I have a new saying!
Glorfindel: What is it?
Lindir: It compensates for, "You are…"
Glorfindel: GET ON WITH IT!
Lindir: You have oddities about you!
Glorfindel: So do you!
Lindir: I know! That's why we are writing this story!
( walks away )
Later with Fred and George…
Glorfindel: I think you should know the truth about Lindir! Read this! ( evil laugh )
George takes paper and reads:
"Lindir is a stupid idiot who can't do 1 plus 1!"
Lindir: Hey! What're you doing?
Glorfindel: Nothing! ( hides paper behind her back ) Just writing some stuff for the story!
Lindir: I bet you wrote, "Lindir is a stupid idiot who can't do 1 plus 1 equals 2!"
Glorfindel: No!
Fred and George: Liar!
Glorfindel: No I'm not! I wrote that she can't do 1 plus 1, not 1 plus 1 equals 2! (sneaky)
Lindir: AGGGGHHHHH! ( lunges at Glorfindel )
Fred and George: Lindir is a fat cow!
Glorfindel: I like cows!
Lindir: ( turns beet red )
Glorfindel and Lindir: We want to tell you that our real names are…
Fred and George: ( snicker )
Lindir: ( presses headphone in ear ) What? We can't ever say our real names? Oh. OK. Sorry folks! That is classified information not to be touched!
Glorfindel: If Fred or George ever try to say our real names or ages…
Lindir: Don't listen!
Glorfindel: They don't know what they're saying!
Lindir: This is the end of our intro! Keep reading if you ever want to find out what happens when Fred and George change the course of the future…
Glorfindel: FOREVER!
Lindir and Glorfindel: Fred and George's Believe it or NOT!