1Naruto was close to just getting out of the store. This was taking too long. All he had to do was go into the store and pick up some ramen. But an old lady decided to get into line before him with a huge cart full of unknown items, and it was irritating him to the point of not return. Go away for the trap it is set and waits for it's prey.

Shut up! This isn't cool and I'm so sick of you just being in my head. Naru-kun slammed the ramen into the candy rack and stalked out of the store. As he walked to his vehicle he took some deep breaths to calm down. "Ok," he said aloud, "the alley should be right around..."

He'll be coming around the mountain here he comes, he'll be... "SHUT UP!! And I'm not going to tell you again." Naruto screamed. He recieved looks from the passer-bys who sped up their walk. Naru angrily looked down at the pavement and turned a dark red. "I hate you, you know that." He heard Kyuubi take a deep breath to start up again. "Don't do it." Kyuubi settled with a quiet hum, not wanting to get yelled at anymore, no matter how fun it was to get Naruto screaming at him.

Naruto continued walking with his head down, still sending threatening thoughts to Kyuubi. I can't wait to get you out of me you know that? I'm going to be the one putting you through..." Watch out. Kyuubi said with a sly smile.

"What?" Naruto bumped into someone. "Sorry ...S-Sasuke." His face turned back to it's deep red. I can see what's happening.

"What?" Naruto questioned.

And you don't have a clue.

"Who?"

"What the hell are you talking about Naruto?" Sasuke asked.

"Noth-" He tried to explain.

You'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our duo's down to one.

"Huh?" His face and mind were in complete lose.

Ze sweet caress of twilight, there's magic everywhere. And with all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air.

Naruto became completely embarrased as her realized the song and stomped around Sasuke. "I'm going to make you a disaster if you don't just stay to your own business!"

I can't help it. I'm the one stuck in your body. I know all your thoughts and all your... desires. Kyuubi growled playfully.

Naruto opened his mouth to yell back, but stopped, knowing it was to no prevail. The demon continued with the song, hoping to get some more out of Naruto but didn't have much luck until they reached the apartment.

"Welcome back," Kakashi stood up from the fridge. "You know, you really should start keeping track of your milk, we all know what happened last time you had rotten milk." He picked up the carton shaking it around before tossing it into the garbage can.

"How do you... Never mind. What are you doing here Sensei?" Naruto slipped off his sweatshirt and threw it onto the bed.

"Training. You never showed up this morning. Why?"

"Well, Mr. Konoha Idol here didn't wake me up. He seems to sing all day long but just can't seem to do anything else." He opened the cupboard and pulled out a cup for some water.

"Ah, still singing then?"

I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain. What...

"THERE-IS-NO-RAIN-SO-STOP-SINGING-AND-JUST-SHUT-UP!"

"You know Naruto, maybe he's trying to tell you something. You've been up tight lately, is something going on? It's possible that whatever is going on, is causing him to start up singing to try to calm you down..."

"He's not trying to calm me down, he's just trying to see how much he can irritate me..."

Kakashi continued talking, "You know I read about this sort of thing in one of my books. Make-out Paradise, says that singing can be a very calming and... desirable thing for relationships. I mean, in one of the chapters, the guy began singing to the girl outside her window, and she was mad at first but as he continued, she eventually ran down stairs and held him in a... warming embrace. And they began..."

"STOP! Stop right now! I don't need or want to hear..."

You and me baby ain't nothing mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

"Thats it! I've had it with this mother-fuckin demon, in my mother-fuckin body!" Naruto yelled. He began stalking out of the room.

"Naruto calm down! This isn't good for you health you know what. You need a fortune cookie."

"Huh?"

"Look." Kakashi reached into Naruto's cupboard and pulled one out.

"That wasn't in there..." Sensei ignored him as he put it into his hand. "Now open it."

Naruto did as he was told. "Walk a mile in someone else's shoes, and be what they are."

A large rumble began and Naruto was hit by something and thrown back against the wall, where he was being held by his shirt. He felt himself being pulled inside, as something else pushed out.

"RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OI! 16 years can give you such a crick in the neck!" The new Kyuubi Naruto yelled. He felt the old one trying to push his way out. "Silence-no-jutsu." He quickly formed the sign putting him to sleep for as long as was needed.

"Ahh, Kyuubi. You're out." Kakashi was sitting on the table reading. "I take it you just put Naruto to sleep?" Kakashi said noticing the small hand signs.

Kyuubi smiled widely. "It's oh, so, quiet, shh, shh."

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "That's a new one. So what's your next plan?"

"I don't know what to say - Oh not another word."

Kakashi set his book down. "What?"

"Just - la la la la la - It goes around the world"

"What does?" He stared at Kyuubi-Naruto's hands who were forming a new jutsu.

"Just - la la la la la - It's all around the world"

"What are you doing? I've never seen that before." Kyuubi sang over him.

"Just - la la la la la - and everybody's singing."

"Whatever it is stop." Kakashi was now standing up and about to rush over him.

"La la la la la - And now the bells are ringing." Kyuubi finished it off with the dragon sign, and closed his eyes.

"KYUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIII!!!"

***

A large wave crossed the Leaf Village knocking everybody down onto the ground.

***

"Ow." He glanced across the room trying to find the Kyuubi-Naruto. There wasn't any sign of him.

"What hurts the most..." Kakashi covered his mouth. Opening it again, "Was being so close..." Kakashi covered his mouth again. He stood up, hoping his theory was wrong. He got out of the house quickly and headed over to Sasuke's place.

***

"Where'd you go?" Kakashi sang as he pounded on the door. "I miss you so..." Kakashi grimaced and knew how this song was going to sound. "Seems like it's been forever since you've been gone..."

Sasuke's door swung wide open. He began screaming, "Why do you take it all? Why do I beg for more? I never thought this is how I'd HIT, THE, FLOOR!"

Kakashi was taken back. "If you wanna get out alive. Hold on for your life." Sasuke continued, pointing towards Sakura's house. He nodded understanding what he was saying.

"I'm game, you're game; you're the main attraction, And the way you fit your jeans it makes me ready for action." Kakashi sang.

Sasuke's mouth dropped. Kakashi shook his head realizing how that sounded. He grabbed his hand and dragged him over to Sakura's house.

***

"No, Im not coming to your party, girl. Im not gonna make it over there, girl. I aint gonna make it your party." Sakura yelled at the through the door.

"This is the story of a girl." Kakashi began singing and laughing. Sasuke smacked him upside the head.

"Something just isn't right. I can feel it inside. The truth isn't far behind me." Sakura slowly opened her front door.

"Can you feel the love tonight..." Kakashi slapped his hands over his mouth again, and nudged Sasuke to speak. He glared for a moment at him that turned to Sakura.

"Over The Top Over The Top, Right Now It's Killing Time, Over The Top, Over The Top, The Only Way Out Is To Die."

Both Kakashi and Sakura gave him disgusted looks.

"I see the bad moon rising."

Both of Kakashi's students nodded.

"Who let the dogs out?" Sakura bursted out. Turning a dark red she quickly covered her mouth again.

"I did it. I think I went too far." Kakashi rubbed his head looking down, avoiding the glare knives. "My hands are stained with love. Wish I could take it away. I hid behind the shell." Sakura threw open her door and marched up to his face, raising her hand to smack him. He quickly grabbed it and tried to explain. "He had it coming. He had it coming. He only had himself to blame. If you'd had been there. If you'd had heard it. I betcha you would have done the same."

Sakura paused thinking it over. Then she glanced over at Sasuke to see what he had to say. She smacked him upside the head nonetheless and started heading away from the house dragging the other two behind her. "Just when you think, that you've got a hold, just when you get on a roll, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again."

***