CAILLOU'S, SHREK'S, AND THOMAS' THREESOME!
By: NSMLORD
One day while Caillou was stabbing Rosie with his dick, Leo came to his house, drunk! Apparently Leo found his dad's stash of Vodka, and his gun which his dad used to kill his wife by shooting her in the leg. Caillou's stripper mom just came home to kill her husband. Leo quickly shot Caillou's mom just as she was going to murder Caillou's dad. Caillou's dad got so pissed, he called DONALD TRUMP! Trump came over to eat some Burritos sandwiches.
"DAVID!" yelled Caillou's dad. And Greek (or maybe Roman) David came down from heaven. David wanted to play the game of LIFE! But when he went to the part where he had to get kids, he cried. Then THOMAS BUSTED THROUGH THE ROOF AND ATE DAVID! Thomas the train just realized he was gay because he also ate David's penis. He also had a salad of David's dick leaf. A few (surprising) miles away, Lord Farquaad was fighting to see who can rape princess Fiona first. Shrek got so mad, that he decapitated L.F. Since L.F. was a ghost already, he was invincible. But he realized he would be a virgin forever. Because ghosts don't have dicks.
Now, the ghost of Caillou's stripper mom RETURNED! The eroticness starts NOW! Now the ghost of Caillou's mom forced him to do a threesome with Thomas and Shrek. Caillou happily agreed, with him saying, "I WILL IMPREGNATE THE OGER!". "Uhhh.. it's OGRE.." said Shrek worriedly. "SHUT UP YOU BIG PIECE OF DONKEY ASS!" screamed Caillou as he stuck his cancerous head into Shrek's ass. "WTF?!" cried Shrek as he turned to the gay side.
Now, Caillou was INSIDE OF SHREK, so he obviously had find his way through Shrek's stomach. All Caillou could find was a big piece of fat, because Shrek had Type Infinity Diabetes. He had to eat his way through Shrek's body, because of his jelly organs. Shrek died of an ultra-orgasm by the time he was out. Now, he had to figure out how to impregnate Thomas the train. He decided to shove his dick into thomas' piston. It inevitably got stuck, but he decided he would be one with the train. So, in the end, Caillou became a train. You could say he was Trains-gender.