Name: Jamal
Age: Jamal
Profession: Wild west wedding DJ/gynecologist/tarot card reader/captain of the millennium falcon/the understudy for Sulu/ shrimp boat captain like in forest gump
Location: German West Africa
Skills: I can make pasta and draw eyebrows on things that don't have eyebrows
Notable Characteristics: I have a scar
Hobbies:Goblins
Likes: The Germans, disabled cats, the sensation of being dehydrated, sweet bro and hella jeff, human hearts, the elevator being out of order, Drake and Josh, foot fetishists, the phantom of the opera, the Muslim invasion of southern europe, interracial relationships, the lovely elderly couple from 2b, oil lamps, killing the bar mitzvah clown
Dislikes: long car trips, creationism, the sensation of being dehydrated, crypto the super dog, dial tones, Tom Cruise not coming out of the closet, gay people, Matty B, liberals and conservatives, every politician, Sarah Palin, the interracial cheerios commercial, mason jars
Other: anime, tractors, pepto bismol
extreme dislikes: the country music awards
things I'd like to do: finally get that goddamn cat out of here. It's been 18 for like a year; climb the seven thousand steps while playing the music from rocky
interests: snowboarding, milk steak, consuming the souls of the innocent, walking a lonely road (the only one that i have ever known. Don't know where it goes, but it's only me and I walk alone), conspiracy theories, The Muppets, the song Funky town, and the crispy hand thing from Mr. Meaty
Notes: I have no idea what's in that hole, but it fucking loves butter.