Hello! Welcome to my new story. Please read this before you start as you may not understand some of the timings or character parts.

Each rule doesn't always feature the same characters, some are about The Marauders (James, Sirius, Remus & Peter), some about Gred and Forge (Sorry, Fred & George!), some about Ginny, others about the trio (Harry, Ron & Hermione), and finally some about their children. Others may feature too, but it depends who it suits.

This should be fun so I hope you enjoy it!

P.S: Do not read if you haven't read Deathly Hallows, it contains lots of spoilers, like the one below this.

Disclaimer: If I really owned Harry Potter, Remus Lupin would definitely not be dead, because Voldemort wouldn't exist. End of story. (Not literally!)

Grab some chocolate and enjoy!

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

Cedric Diggory sat watching the two redheads at the Gryffindor table. He was sure they were plotting something, and sure enough, they soon rose from the table. But to Cedric's surprise, they headed towards him.

'I didn't make them wear the badges!' he said quickly. He was of course, talking about the 'Support Cedric Diggory' badges, which all of Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin were now wearing.

'Oh it's not about that.' said Fred, with his hand behind his back.

'No, this is a more important matter.' agreed George. He took his hand from behind his back and brought out the weapon of all weapons, it was-

'A spoon?' Cedric asked. 'Why have you got a spoon?'

They gave no answer, but immediately started prodding Cedric with the objects.

'Hey! Guys! Stop it!'

They immediately stopped, Cedric was shocked that they had actually obeyed an order.

'Why are you covered it bees?' asked Fred calmly.

'I…what?'

'I said; why are you covered in bees?'

'I'm not, this is my uniform.'

'Oh…oops…'

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class

Ginny was bored. She was nearly always bored. But Care of Magical Creatures was especially boring today, because Hagrid was away. Professor Grubby-Plank was taking the class, and she was giving them a long lecture about kneazles. Ginny thought of something she had watched on a muggle television with Hermione, and grinned mischievously.

'G'day mate!'

'Who was that?' asked Grubby-Plank, scanning the crowd.

'It was Steve Irwin professor.' said Ginny, trying to keep a straight face.

'There is no 'Steve Irwin' in this class Miss Weasley, whatever are you talking about?'

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

'What is that Mr Weasley?' Professor Sprout asked Ron.

'It's marijuana Professor. I grew it for extra credit.'

All the muggle-borns were laughing at him, but Ron didn't know why.

'What's so funny?'

'Erm…' said Hermione, 'How can I put this…'

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

'How about walking the wooden pl-'

'Heard that one.' Replied an annoyed looking Oliver Wood.

'Well…what about the one about getting wooden?' asked Fred Weasley.

'That too.'

'This is a bloody hard challenge!'

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

'What the hell?' Ron asked Hermione, who seemed to be in a jovial mood today.

'Just put these in Filch's office okay? Exactly where he can see them.'

'Right…who's Doug Hen-'

'Just do it!'

'Okay, okay…'

Ron walked off down the corridor, ten minutes later he returned.

'Did you do it?'

'Yes…'

Another ten minutes later there was an angry screech from Filch's office.

'How does EVERYONE know I'm a squib?!'

6. I will not go to class skyclad

'Erm…Fred?'

'Yes Ron.'

'Why aren't you wearing anything?'

'I'm going to potions skyclad.'

'Erm…right, good luck with that one then.'

The most surprising thing was, Snape didn't even flinch.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

'Who are you taking George?'

'The giant squid.'

'How are you planning on getting it into the hall?' asked Ginny.

'Oh…I didn't really think of that one you see…'

'Mr Weasley did I just hear that you are taking a very inappropriate date to the ball?' asked a stony-faced McGonagall, coming up behind them.

'Yes professor, I'm taking you.'

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

'Ow! This bloody hurts!'

'Yeah but it'll look good!' replied George to his twin, who had nicked Umbridge's quill and was currently writing what he had told him too. Lines were engraving themselves in Fred's hand.

'What are you two doing?' asked Hermione, coming over and getting her books out.

'Writing.'

'That's a likely story.' she snorted. 'What does it say?'

'I told you I was hardcore.'

9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

'I'm going for a shower.' Said Ron, rising from his chair in front of the fire.

'Ooh! Ron, are you sure you really want to?' asked Harry.

'Erm…yes?'

Harry snorted as Fred took Ron's vacated seat.

'What's Ron doing?'

'Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful.'

Twenty minutes later, a screaming Ron ran into the common room.

'There is a reason she's called Moaning Myrtle you know.' said George mildly.

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

'Hello!' said Hermione brightly to the young first year, who was attempting a spell with his wand.

'You'll never do it when it's that dirty, give it here, I'll polish it.'

Harry, Ron, Fred, George and Ginny stepped out from behind the door.

'Why is it everything you say sounds really dirty Hermione?' asked George.

The look of horror on the little boy's face as the realization dawned. The others cracked up laughing.

'What?' asked Hermione, 'I was only helping him polish his w-'

The rest of her words were unheard, as the laughing became louder.

She had only just realized what she had just said.

Hope you enjoyed it! 11-20 out soon, just after I've done my music practice….growl….

Toodles!

Phoebe E. Lupin

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