Author's Note: I was bored one day so I decided to write this. More updates for this soon. Maybe. Eh, don't count on it.
disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. If I did, this would probably be canon.
Chapter One: CANADA HAS KIDS?
Current Place: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Time: 10:30
It was just a regular G8 meeting with America yelling his stupid plans, England and France fighting, and Italy yelling "PASTAAAAA." That is, until two small boys interrupted the meeting by running into the room then proceeding to rush to Canada. They had snow in their hair, seeing as it was snowing outside.
"Daddy!" They both said to Canada. "We need you to come home and help Oliver and Lea!" The first kid said. "They sorta got into a fight that made Lily get involved so she tied 'em both up when they weren't looking," the second kid said quickly. "And made Oliver into a snowman outside" Then put Lea in the pantry and made her watch a English play!" The first and second child told him. (In the part where they are explaining what happened to Oliver and Lea, the first kid explained what happened to Oliver and the second kid explained let's situation.) Canada was mad, not at the two little ones but at Oliver, Lea, and Lily. France and England looked like they could cry, because their ex-colony had CHILDREN, America was laughing, and the other nations looked at Canada very shocked. "Ok Theo and Aiden, but why did you come here? Couldn't you have called?" Canada asked, with a bit of a mad tone in his voice. "Lily didn't let us use the phone" Aiden said sadly.
France started crying tears of joy, and ran over to Canada and started shaking Canada violently, "WHY DIDN'T ZU TELL ME ZU HAD CHILDREN" He yelled through the tears. "Y-you never askedd," Canada said once France stopped shaking him, he was very dizzy. "Do any of them speak French?! I must know!" France yelled at Canada while picking up the two children. "Yes actually! All of them do," Canada replied. "You must be Uncle France!" Theo said to France. France immediately said yes. By this point, all the nations, excluding America because he already knew about Canada's children, asked of they could come with him to go and see his children. Canada happily agreed and America said "I guess I'll go too!" Then did one of his hero laughs.
Current Place: Canada's House in Ottawa, Ontario, which is still in Canada Time: 11:00 Date: December 12th
Once they arrived at Canada's house, and Canada had answered all their questions, like if they are humans, which the answer is that they are provinces, and who Aiden and Theo were, which is Newfoundland and Nunavut, he told them something very important, "Most of the provinces hold grudges against you. Like how the original four all dislike America for the War of 1812*. So don't go getting on any of my children's nerves. And one last thing before we go in. Oliver owns a chainsaw so be careful," and with that they went inside.
When they were inside, someone came running down the stairs. "'Ello Dad! 'Ello Uncle A. Sorry 'bout these two! I guess they ran o-" She was cut off by Canada, "Nova Scotia! I know what you did to your brother and sister. Where are they?" "I guess those two ratted me out, eh? Tarios in the back, Frenchie is 'n the pantry." she answered. "Thanks, and your grounded." Nova Scotia was heading upstairs to go mess around in her room when America volunteered to go make sure she doesn't sneak out or something like that. So they both headed upstairs. Once Alfred and Lily had gone upstairs, England commented on how much she sounded and looked like his brother Scotland. Canada explained that was because Nova Scotia means New Scotland, and the fact that she was first a colony created by Scotland.
By this time, Newfoundland and Nunavut had already run off to go play in their room. Canada asked England, China, and Japan if they could come with him and help get Oliver. He then asked Germany, France, and Italy to go and get Quebec, which when they agreed he told France the directions to the pantry.
Saving Oliver/Ontario.
Canada asked England, China, and Japan to follow him to the backyard, where Oliver was probably stuck being a snowman. Now, to answer a small question. You might be wondering how he is a snowman. You see, when Nova Scotia had tied him up, she put him outside and then proceeded to cover him in snow until it began to look like a snowman. Back to the story. When they got outside to see a yelling and cursing snowman, England started to laugh a bit, but China and Japan looked at it with caution, as they had heard that the province with the name of Oliver had a freaking chainsaw. "Erm, Mr. Canada, is this Oliver?" Japan asked Canada. Canada laughed a little then said "This is indeed Ontario." "Seems pretty mad for a snowman," China commented. England has already walked over to Ontario, and had begun taking the snow off of him when he said "Isn't anyone going to help me get the chap out of this trap?" And with that they all came over and brushed the snow off him, revealing a 18 or 19 year old. Canada untied the rope around him.
"Thanks for saving me from that horrid death trap. I could have drowned in that much snow! Anyway, Im Oliver, the personification of Ontario. I personally don't care which one you call me though. I would stay and talk but i have a meeting that I need to get to so ill be on my way." He then turned to Canada and said "GL" and then ran off. The other nations asked what GL means and Canada replied with "Great Lakes." With that they headed back into the house
Saving Lea/Quebec.
So France led the group to the pantry, where he opened the door to find a person tied up on the floor with headphones on. She was listening, in horror of course, to the English play. "Germany! They have PASTAAAAAAAA~" Italy said as he was being hold back by Germany from grabbing all the pasta boxes. "Ja, but none for you Italy! Ask Herr Kanada* for some later," Germany told Italy, which made Italy sad. France untied the female, who had a surprising resemblance to the French man. Once she was untied she quickly took off the headphones and turned off the computer. "Merci. Je suppose que vous êtes oncle France? Droite? Je suis Lea, la personnification du Québec. Ravi de vous rencontrer. Ces gens sont l'Italie et l'Allemagne? (Thanks. I am assuming that you are Uncle France? Right? I am Lea, the personification of Quebec. Nice to meet you. Are those people Italy and Germany?)" She said to France, who replied with "Je suis en effet l'oncle France. Il est bon de vous rencontrer au Québec. Ces personnes sont l'Italie et l'Allemagne, pouvez-vous parler anglais? Et pourrait l'Italie peut-être avoir une boîte de pâtes? (I am indeed Uncle France. It is great to meet you Quebec. These people are Italy and Germany, can you speak English? And could Italy perhaps have a box of pasta?)" "I can speak english. It iz nice to meet you all. I am Quebec, or Lea as some call me. Italy, you may have a box of pasta." With that Italy said "PASTAAA~" and grabbed a box, giving the province thanks.
"Shall we head to ze living room?" she asked. So they headed back to the living room.
Translations/Information for your brains
First *: During the War of 1812, American Soldiers set fire to the buildings of the Legislative Assembly of Upper Canada. Second *: Ja, Herr, and Kanada are German for Yes, Mr, and Canada. I should know, since I am German.
AN: I might update tomorrow or later tonight. It just depends on how long it takes me to write it. Also, i can't really write Quebec's, France's, and Nova Scotia's accents because Im not french nor am I Scottish. Anyway, cya later. PS: Sorry for terrible french, i had to use google translate.